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@darrenjdash

I come from the net. Through systems, peoples and cities to this place. My format: slightly cynical, sarcastic homo; to despair, roll eyes & drink Starbucks

Dartford, South East Katılım Nisan 2009
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So nice of someone in Birmingham to use the points on my @PapaJohnsUK account to get themselves a free pizza this lunch time. No surprise they chose to collect rather than provide a delivery address. Changed password and reported possible data breach. 😡
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FINAL FANTASY VII
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Cloud's iconic Buster Sword has been constructed using DualSense wireless controllers in a giant billboard unveiled in Birmingham, UK. RT for your chance to win one of the controllers used. #FF7R T&Cs Apply: sqex.link/cfab5f
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Can confirm that Woolies is alive and well in South Africa . (No Gen Zs even @ me with what is that!)
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@ajmy If you don’t want 1, 5, or 6, I’m sure I could find someone to lessen that weight gain 😋
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We’ve been sent these 🍩 as a very kind gift. But I feel I’ve put on a stone just by opening the box.
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Half the ads I’ve had on here over the last few days have been like this. Every one of them has been reported. Apart from generally being “wtf”, it doesn’t speak well of X’s targeted advertising algorithm
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After not having a noticeable moment of relaxation on recent visits to Falmouth, it didn’t take long this time. Sat in favourite local coffee shop, on comes the Time After Time cover by Mabel, and something in my body just sighed and the stress fell out… music.apple.com/gb/album/time-…
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Twas the week before Christmas and travellers need power, so @TeslaCharging went up by 5p/kWh 🙄 Still cheaper than most rapid chargers, but still (in)conveniently timed…
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@TeslaInTheUK With the biggest part (parking assist update) not on cars with sensors yet, is there much to be excited about with it for anyone whose car is more than a year old? More Autopilot nag and traffic lights / cameras on the maps 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Tesla In The UK
Tesla In The UK@TeslaInTheUK·
Lots of people in the UK getting the holiday update today. My car is sat at the airport until I fly home! 😩
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So in two weeks I’m doing the Spartan Race Beast 23km obstacle course. Today I ran 10km in 57.42 and needed about half that time again to recover 😬
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Miss Wobble
Miss Wobble@richie_rich77·
I feel like I need a pair of AirPods Max. Willing to put out. Just saying.
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Had @_ClaireRichards cover of Enough is Enough pretty much on loop all day as the perfect song for a working Friday going into a Bank Holiday weekend
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Tesla Owners UK 🇬🇧
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Tesla superchargers in Fraddon just off the A30 in Cornwall are progressing well.
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So alcohol-free San Miguel isn’t awful, still nothing beating Heineken for alcohol-free beer / lager though
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Day 1 of a week and a bit of annual leave. 2 phone calls from work before midday. Sorry, I’m a) driving down to Cornwall, and b) ON ANNUAL LEAVE. Suffice to say, neither was answered 😠
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