Darren.

BREAKING: Trump welcomes Emperor Palpatine to his “Board of Peace”

I’m going to steal the President of Venezuela.

Thanks to @GleeClubGlasgow for sitting us at the front and thanks to @MarcJennings90 singling me out as a bald man whilst talking about going to Turkey for hair plugs 😂

@FourYearStr0ng I dunno, number 5 looking pretty interesting too.

It's 1. Period. Done. End of story.

Second Parkrun completed. Went out and got pissed after. Now back home in cosies ✨

You always forget how much migraines suck until they’re back in your life.

@FourYearStr0ng Should have gave him a fat lip

I'm sitting at the bar and I just bought a packet of crisps and a random guy walked up to me and said "Do you know they're fattening?!" Leave me the fuck alone x

@tofeelhealed I truly feel like if the show was in a different venue it would have been 11/10. Vibes were great but the sound was mediocre unfortunately.

never seen so many people hate on a show then it all made sense finding out it was at the depot in manchester

@GulagGary420 @adtr

@GulagGary420 @adtr

Sold out tonight in Edinburgh. Scotland, step to this!!!

First Parkrun completed ✅ You’ll find me on the sofa for the rest of today! 😴

@RobTnnt That’s a Pokémon mate

What kind of spider is this?

@FourYearStr0ng It appears to be RCA (their label) and the management team based on copyright infringement. Not sure that the band themselves has a say in it, but I agree it’s wild.

Can someone genuinely tell me why Sleep Token are going after tattoo artists??? Surely it's an honour and somewhat of a privilege to have your art on a fans body???

@RAML_1991 @EFC6EFC6 I dabbled recently, and I wasn’t impressed in hindsight 😂.

For some reason, there’s now an 8 week training plan to get to 10k running

Finished couch to 5k, so decided to do my first park run on Saturday. Who AM I?

All paedophiles and rapists deserve death. I don't know how clear I can actually be.

the guy who slashed ian watkins breaking the news to the guards