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@darshinvyas
If sarcasm was a currency, I’d be tax audited. Tweeting my way through life's absurdities. Follow for laughs and occasional wisdom
Pune Katılım Nisan 2023
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@MarioNawfal Nobody is looking at Pakistan with jealousy.
We are happy sitting out on this one. Oakli main sar nahi daalna bhai humko.
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@CommonBS786OM UAE's billion dollar question is that while they wait for their money since 3 decades, where didPak get the funds from to do this drama
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@OGBlack_1 Isn't this the same guy who got recorded from the terrace once?
What's up with him shadow practicing in the rains?
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@GabbbarSingh He is so spiritual that alcohol gets inspired by him.
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@tehseenp @mohitlaws Tehseen, Bro is Mohit Chauhan. Who, come again?
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@mohitlaws Hi bro, "this is absolute cinema" & i totally agree! Thing is I am the Dhurandar of media bytes and one can agree, disagree with me or hate my success like you do... but one cannot ignore me. So let me continue to smash it Dhurandar style & watch out for my byte tomorrow!
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Bro is Tehseen Poonawala.
He has a premium subscription to IANS.
Seems like an IANS reporter sleeps at his house.
Every morning, they both get ready for the media byte.
He does not even change his location for the media byte.
He gives opinions on every issue that no one asked for.
IANS posts his media byte on their official twitter account.
He posts or quotes the same IANS media byte again.
He then retweets the replies on his posts.
This is absolute cinema.😭




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@greg16676935420 Just proving their girlfriends that they love them 'to the moon and back'
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@YRanaraja Hang on...What has South Asia got to do with India and Pak's Rivalry?
And who are you speaking for South Asian Countries?
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Dear India,
While you boast about becoming the fourth-largest economy, South Asia is on the verge of becoming one of the poorest regions in the world, largely because you are unable to resolve even basic issues with Pakistan. Your career diplomats sit at mediation meetings and begin by labeling Pakistan a terrorist nation, next time, try starting with “good morning.”
Not that we care, but your actions are impacting the entire region, which is on its way to becoming the poorest in the world.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Yours sincerely,
South Asian Countries
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@Gss_Views Why do we have to bother. Good that India has kept out of it.
Pakistan has no choice but to dance to Trump's tunes cause they need aid money, they have to payback UAE. Not us.
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Till 2014 which Indian in its wildest dreams would have thought Pakistan would be getting a centre stage over India in such situations.
But then 30-40% BJP andhbhakts decided to blindly vote Modi as a PM after 2014 & Ind never remained the same.
Lowest moment in Indian History
Clash Report@clashreport
Iranian delegation arrives in Islamabad, welcomed by Field Marshal Munir and Deputy PM Ishaq Dar. Iran’s Ghalibaf leads the delegation, accompanied by Araghchi.
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@sathyashrii His life, his choice ...whatever makes him happy
He'll die as a happy man & a satisfied soul and that's what matters ::)
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@MAYANKD51612792 @ChrisHeHim1 I bet a 100% you'll be imagining him do this while reading it: hahaha
GIF
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@darshinvyas @ChrisHeHim1 Oh my God
You just nailed it, too 👍 good.
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@darshinvyas @ChrisHeHim1 You forgot ‘everybody says so’
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@mariana057 For sure....those would be two different women though...totally unrelated.
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@IranArmyMedia Nobel Peace Prize deserves him at this stage.
A couple of more times he ends the Iran-US war and the Nobel Prize will grow legs and start walking towards White House.
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