DesiByte

10.3K posts

DesiByte banner
DesiByte

DesiByte

@darshinvyas

If sarcasm was a currency, I’d be tax audited. Tweeting my way through life's absurdities. Follow for laughs and occasional wisdom

Pune Katılım Nisan 2023
78 Takip Edilen388 Takipçiler
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@MarioNawfal Nobody is looking at Pakistan with jealousy. We are happy sitting out on this one. Oakli main sar nahi daalna bhai humko.
English
0
0
0
3
Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
India must be watching Pakistan right now, fuming out of jealousy 😂 I love both countries, and they really need to get over their rivalry. They're both nuclear-armed superpowers that need to learn to coexist 🇵🇰Pakistan Zindabad! 🇮🇳Jai Hind!
English
3.1K
857
8.1K
737.3K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@CommonBS786OM UAE's billion dollar question is that while they wait for their money since 3 decades, where didPak get the funds from to do this drama
English
0
0
0
6
BITTU SHARMA- ‏بٹو شرما
This is Not CHINA This is Not AMERICA This is Not DUBAI This is Not Abu Dhabi This is Islamabad.. The Entire World is Surprised by PAKISTAN'S Preparations for US IRAN TALKS
English
249
448
2.6K
55.3K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@OGBlack_1 Isn't this the same guy who got recorded from the terrace once? What's up with him shadow practicing in the rains?
English
0
0
0
4
Black
Black@OGBlack_1·
And I repeat, never fight a stranger!
English
835
3.8K
35K
1.4M
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@GabbbarSingh He is so spiritual that alcohol gets inspired by him.
English
0
0
0
18
Gabbar
Gabbar@GabbbarSingh·
People want to sympathise with him, but then he himself makes sure they don’t
English
98
78
1K
170.4K
Tehseen Poonawalla Official 🇮🇳
@mohitlaws Hi bro, "this is absolute cinema" & i totally agree! Thing is I am the Dhurandar of media bytes and one can agree, disagree with me or hate my success like you do... but one cannot ignore me. So let me continue to smash it Dhurandar style & watch out for my byte tomorrow!
English
47
19
319
10.3K
Mohit Chauhan
Mohit Chauhan@mohitlaws·
Bro is Tehseen Poonawala. He has a premium subscription to IANS. Seems like an IANS reporter sleeps at his house. Every morning, they both get ready for the media byte. He does not even change his location for the media byte. He gives opinions on every issue that no one asked for. IANS posts his media byte on their official twitter account. He posts or quotes the same IANS media byte again. He then retweets the replies on his posts. This is absolute cinema.😭
Mohit Chauhan tweet mediaMohit Chauhan tweet mediaMohit Chauhan tweet mediaMohit Chauhan tweet media
English
40
141
873
48.7K
Aditi
Aditi@aditiraaaj1·
what is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see the Ambani family ??
Aditi tweet media
English
871
115
606
111.3K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@Bellorris 90% of the world wasn't involved in the war, yet it was a World War!
GIF
English
0
0
0
4
Bella Morris
Bella Morris@Bellorris·
Pakistan has done for the world what no other powerful nuclear country could do. Pakistan not only saved 90 million lives but also protected an entire civilization and stopped World War III. Thank you Pakistan 🇵🇰
English
603
2.8K
12K
171.6K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@hudashahh Begaani shaadi main sirf 'Abdulla' diwana hota hai
हिन्दी
0
0
0
6
Huda Shah
Huda Shah@hudashahh·
Oye India walooo ! Moddiii ko kaho suicide krly ab… JD Vance is here 😂
Indonesia
666
110
965
84.3K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@greg16676935420 Just proving their girlfriends that they love them 'to the moon and back'
English
0
0
0
38
greg
greg@greg16676935420·
So did the astronauts just go to the moon to make sure it was still there or what was the purpose of the mission
English
3.3K
5.2K
122K
6.5M
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@YRanaraja Hang on...What has South Asia got to do with India and Pak's Rivalry? And who are you speaking for South Asian Countries?
English
0
0
0
7
Yasiru
Yasiru@YRanaraja·
Dear India, While you boast about becoming the fourth-largest economy, South Asia is on the verge of becoming one of the poorest regions in the world, largely because you are unable to resolve even basic issues with Pakistan. Your career diplomats sit at mediation meetings and begin by labeling Pakistan a terrorist nation, next time, try starting with “good morning.” Not that we care, but your actions are impacting the entire region, which is on its way to becoming the poorest in the world. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Yours sincerely, South Asian Countries
English
2.9K
321
2.4K
554.7K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@Gss_Views Why do we have to bother. Good that India has kept out of it. Pakistan has no choice but to dance to Trump's tunes cause they need aid money, they have to payback UAE. Not us.
English
0
0
1
99
Gss🇮🇳
Gss🇮🇳@Gss_Views·
Till 2014 which Indian in its wildest dreams would have thought Pakistan would be getting a centre stage over India in such situations. But then 30-40% BJP andhbhakts decided to blindly vote Modi as a PM after 2014 & Ind never remained the same. Lowest moment in Indian History
Clash Report@clashreport

Iranian delegation arrives in Islamabad, welcomed by Field Marshal Munir and Deputy PM Ishaq Dar. Iran’s Ghalibaf leads the delegation, accompanied by Araghchi.

English
250
481
2.5K
95.9K
Брат
Брат@1vinci6le·
Unique case from UP, India. Woman committed suicide a day before marriage & the groom married the dead body. Later the body was cremated in ganges.
English
402
376
2.9K
1.1M
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@sathyashrii His life, his choice ...whatever makes him happy He'll die as a happy man & a satisfied soul and that's what matters ::)
English
0
0
4
265
SriSathya
SriSathya@sathyashrii·
Mental Health VS High paying job
SriSathya tweet media
English
207
230
2.2K
82.3K
Salman.
Salman.@howeverhoe·
Shocking statement by Rilee Rossouw. 🤯 "IPL is a very long tournament, and PSL is a much more compact tournament where the competition is a lot more fierce. IPL obviously has the whole Bollywood behind it, so it's a lot more of a movie than actual cricket".
English
224
858
7.7K
498.9K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@mariana057 For sure....those would be two different women though...totally unrelated.
English
0
0
1
8
mariana Z
mariana Z@mariana057·
Guys, when a woman is mad, just tell her she is overreacting. She'll realize you're right, and she will calm right down.
English
641
123
1.5K
49.7K
DesiByte
DesiByte@darshinvyas·
@IranArmyMedia Nobel Peace Prize deserves him at this stage. A couple of more times he ends the Iran-US war and the Nobel Prize will grow legs and start walking towards White House.
English
0
0
0
308
Iran Army Media
Iran Army Media@IranArmyMedia·
Trump has now ended 23 wars, including the Iran–U.S. war a record 14 times. He deserves a Nobel Peace Prize.
English
469
2.5K
24.1K
668.1K