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Darth Texan

@DarthTexan

Grand Master I homebrewer - Dark Empire Brewing, Texans, Aggies, Rockets, Astros, Chelsea FC

Pearland, TX Katılım Haziran 2009
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Darth Texan
Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
@TheUfoJoe I thought it was done to distract us from the RFK and Kid Rock workout video. 😬 🛸👽
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
@SeanTPendergast Dude in the bottom right looks like he does NOT want to be there at all. Can’t say I blame him.
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
I swear to God they start making shit up to get attention and sound scary. Last weekend was “thundersleet” and next weekend it’s “freezing fog”. 😱 Terrifying.
NWS Houston@NWSHouston

Another round of below freezing temperatures for most of Southeast Texas tonight with northern areas experiencing a hard freeze. There is potential for freezing fog in our southwestern areas. Chilly temperatures tomorrow with highs in the 40s/50s. #TXwx #HOUwx #BCSwx #GLSwx

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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
So help me God, if the @HoustonTexans give CJ Stroud an extension this offseason I am going to lose my shit. I’m so sick of those execs, coaches and players asking us to trust them just to fuck us over every single time. #HTownMade
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
I really hate to say this… but… even Dak Prescott wins that game.
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Wade Phillips@sonofbum·
Still , get Season for the Texans. You made Houston proud.
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Houston Texans@HoustonTexans·
He’s here and he’s ready.
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
CJ just ruined Stover’s knee with that shitty pass.
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
Being a Texans fan is too often cruel and unusual punishment. It’s a roller coaster ride.
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
BENCH CJ!!!!!!
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
Just sayin….
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
Why don’t we have Hunter or Anderson in the backfield for a “tush push” to force the ball carrier through or over the line.
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
So my reverse jinx is working!
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Darth Texan@DarthTexan·
CJ is a damn liability. 😬
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