Darth Texan

@TheUfoJoe I thought it was done to distract us from the RFK and Kid Rock workout video. 😬 🛸👽

Again: Maybe this is to distract from Epstein. Maybe not. But the fact remains...UFOs (The Phenomenon) are a subject that deserve our attention. Especially if whatever is here is interacting with us (which I believe) and somehow having an influence on humanity. Possibly negative.

I’m here for it 💯. It’s only going to be breadcrumbs at first, but it’s a start to getting the truth.

@SeanTPendergast Dude in the bottom right looks like he does NOT want to be there at all. Can’t say I blame him.

They can try to lure me in. It won’t work.

I swear to God they start making shit up to get attention and sound scary. Last weekend was “thundersleet” and next weekend it’s “freezing fog”. 😱 Terrifying.

A&M is in first place in the SEC in late January but remains unranked with 7 SEC teams getting more votes. This is proof of how worthless these polls are.

@BigBodyBowman @HoustonTexans Will gets his extension for sure!

@DarthTexan @HoustonTexans Give all the money to Will & anyone on defense

So help me God, if the @HoustonTexans give CJ Stroud an extension this offseason I am going to lose my shit. I’m so sick of those execs, coaches and players asking us to trust them just to fuck us over every single time. #HTownMade

I really hate to say this… but… even Dak Prescott wins that game.

@sonofbum Um… proud? Are you high?

Still , get Season for the Texans. You made Houston proud.

@HoustonTexans This tweet aged like milk.

He’s here and he’s ready.

@ConnorMichael @StanSportsMan @Smitty74allday @john_hickman12 Not gonna have a better shot at the Super Bowl than this season. Guess I can expect to die disappointed someday. Fucking Texans always let me down. #FML

Another year of walking away disappointed. Join us as soon as the game ends for the Locked On Texans Squad Show. @StanSportsMan @Smitty74allday @john_hickman12 youtube.com/live/mFS8VoIuv…

CJ just ruined Stover’s knee with that shitty pass.

Being a Texans fan is too often cruel and unusual punishment. It’s a roller coaster ride.

@HoustonTexans Bench him!

CJ7.

BENCH CJ!!!!!!

Just sayin….

Why don’t we have Hunter or Anderson in the backfield for a “tush push” to force the ball carrier through or over the line.

So my reverse jinx is working!

CJ is a damn liability. 😬

Can we just kick off already? #HTownMade