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@dascheney

i’m gonna need you to make a vibe saving throw

No Chill, USA Katılım Aralık 2013
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saw a familiar looking painting today
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our @SpiritAirlines plane just sucked something into the turbine 💀
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how do I tell Spotify that I never want to hear Tom Petty again
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og fortnite is back and I just bought tickets to see creed. I can feel god in my cubicle this morning
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strategically listening to my favorite sleep podcast while driving
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oh great, nice pupper. let me guess, it’s heckin?
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Fisker Ocean spotted in the wild
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just drove by a saturn vue redline I feel like I saw a celebrity
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every job site needs a fun little robot to do gymnastics
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I can’t wait for my kids to find my hoard of USB standard flash drives 50 years from now and desperately searching for an adapter only to find they all have a ripped copy of Minecraft and 30 essays about Mesopotamia on them
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@DezTheOpossum Thought this was in reference to the element moon roof and felt very seen for a moment
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Pontiacs are for the Queers 🏳️‍⚧️
Pontiacs are for the Queers 🏳️‍⚧️@DezTheOpossum·
One of the fun things with owning a car that had a short production run from a now dead manufacturer is that when you see irreplaceable glass for sale you buy it and put it in the attic so if it ever gets broken the car doesn't get totalled out.
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how does the newly released information on UFOs and aliens affect my 8:30am tee time on saturday
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doing some house hunting and keep seeing mid-century modern abbreviated but can only ready it as man crush monday
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tell me why my dad asked me if I wanted to see oppenheimer with him and then texted me a day later saying that it was good
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I think about this almost daily because they are consistently owned by mid 40’s men who look like they lost everything in the 2008 crash
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just saw someone i can only describe as young John Goodman wearing pit vipers
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Yeah, I’m at “work”
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