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Dash Gunfire P.I.

Dash Gunfire P.I.

@dashgunfire

Dash Gunfire - Private investigator. 'His disguises are very good.' -Real quote about me. Please hire me I'm really really good I promise

rp account Katılım Ocak 2024
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
//hey guys its me @cryptidram coming at you with another rp account. i made this on a whim so i might be bad at characterizing dash at first☝☝☝ ummm ill add info as i adjustto stuff
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@heraiscool12 Hey, being a best friend is a very important role in someones life, especially mine! I can't just GIVE you that role. But maybe if you work long and hard for it, I MIGHT reconsider :)
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hera@heraiscool12·
@dashgunfire its me... hera... your best friend...
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hera@heraiscool12·
i miss dash gunfire
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
I don’t understand how some people like cigars. Too big and clunky. A cigarette is perfectly fine.
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE Yeah, I'd say so! It really adds to the whole detective feel, especially whenever we're at Bixby's :) Or when you do that thing where you look over a clue and silently light one up, that adds a whole LAYER of detectiveness onto it.
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire Suppose it is more ‘manly’. Explains why Cliff has one in his mouth every other minute. I just enjoy the feel of cigarettes more. And the simplicity. Never thought about how it would make me look.. Does it make me look suave?
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE I think so. If we don't have everything, we can us substitutes if we need to! Mom used to use applesauce as an egg substitute, something about it being a binding agent or whatever. Isn't that neat?
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire ..That would be nice. Do you think we have the ingredients for brownies?
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE Well... I mean, maybe I could still help with that. Wanna bake something? You can keep track of the timer! :)
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire No, no, I’m.. fine, I’m fine. Just having ‘one of those days’.
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire None of that, no. And detectiving is not a word. Just.. wanted to test out the private tweeting feature, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Stupid app.
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
How does he just.. do that?
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE Even if it isn't, it'll still be nice to spend time with you pumpkin :) it'll be fun, I promise!
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire Hm. Well, I guess it couldn’t.. hurt. Not sure if romance is entirely my thing.
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Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
Realizing I haven’t seen many films. Not that I want to. Or need to. Just an observation.
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE Aw, goshdarnit. Missed that part. Are you sure? We could go see them together! There's this new romance film about a girl from the big city falling in love with a guy from a small town, it seems real innovative and original. It could be fun!
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire While that is.. interesting, I did just say that I don’t need or want to see any films.
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Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire ..Alright, Dash. Just.. don’t contact Claudette anytime soon. Please.
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE What? No, obviously! You're my boyfriend, of course I don't think that! On an unrelated note, if you do have anything super secret that you need to tell me, I PROMISE I won't tell anyone
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE That's good, Ford! Now that I think about it, I have noticed a striking decrease in french usage around the house :)
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
Just realized I haven’t had a drink in..? Forever? Being hyperbolic, but it has been a while.
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE I am too! If she knows you didn't commit any crimes, she won't find you suspicious! Logic, Ford.
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE Ohhh, okay! I'll tell Claudette that you DIDN'T commit any crimes, and that you DEFINITELY did NOT kill anyone!
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Ford Phillips
Ford Phillips@FordPhillipsPE·
@dashgunfire No no I was justtrying to say that I have good detective skills. I’ve never killed anyone and please don’t tell Claudette that I have.
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Dash Gunfire P.I.
Dash Gunfire P.I.@dashgunfire·
@FordPhillipsPE Wait, really? Have your detective skills actually killed someone?? Oh, god, that means you've basically just confessed your crimes to me! Don't worry, I promise I won't tell Claudette. Unless she's in on it, then I will absolutely tell Claudette because I have no clue how to
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