Abbe Saaley

Go Corona Corona Go

Isko bhi cameralog nahi pehchan paye kya?😭

Yes but the crow is eating ants while they're still alive .. Your karma didn't balance well 😏

Sallubhai ko jo gham hai woh mujhe bhi feel ho rha hai

Yeh chocolate itni melody kyu hai?

Ek free advise du behenlog agar public washroom me pochha lagane ka shauk nahi hai toh jaha public washroom use karna pade waha wide leg pants mat pehen ke jana 🙄

Johny Lever ke bache toh Johny lever lagte hai uski patni bhi Johny lever hi lag rhi hai

@dashhtweets Galat Disha me ja rhi hai saari kahani

Mouni Roy aur uske husband ka divorce reason kisiko Patani 🤷🏻‍♀️

Hanta sawan gi ghanta

April toh shuru hote hi khatam ho gaya March me toh laga tha 31st March sidha 2027 me ayega😏

Abey sabke bache aise hi nikalte hai usme kya make sense 😭

@dashhtweets My only obligation is to bring back real Twitter once in five years idk

I shouted at my neighbour for playing Atif Aslam songs every morning. Neighbor: woh song nhi beta woh toh tumhare uncle gargle kr rhe the..

@tweeterrant Kr liya

Nahi karna hai mujhe live in the moment nahi bhav dena hai aju baju ke logo ko mujhe phone me chipke rehna hai ghus jana hai pls😖

Also isko log befitting reply bol rahe hai..joke kya yeh toh tattiest reply hai tbh😭

Bhai tu dhurandhar hai tu ye sab mat kiya kar

Lele

Itne zindagi se foole fale hai ki koi April fool banaye toh

Aise hi jaise log kisi ko viral karne se pehle thodi unse unki IQ level puchhte hai? Haina? Haina? 😔🙏🏻

4 ghanto ke liye koi mere bache sambhal do #Dhurandhar2‌ dekhne jana hai 😭