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Dashiell Driscoll

@dashiell

head of digital After Midnight | writer Saved By The Bell | co-host Zack to the Future | writer/narrator Zack Morris Is Trash & A Very Special Episode

Los Angeles, Ca Katılım Şubat 2014
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When you microdose mushrooms at your office job
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James Cameron woke up and said, “I’m going to invent the most sophisticated tech in filmmaking history, even if it costs hundreds of millions of dollars, to tell the undeniably captivating story I’ve been dreaming of for decades: …What if you had a hot alien goth girlfriend?”
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Avatar 3: The Quest for the Goth Girlfriend
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This was the inspirational Christmas Eve pep talk Kevin McCallister needed to strike mortal fear into the hearts of two violent adult criminals. Until this point, he wasn’t sure it was possible. But an alleged local murderer reminded him you’re never too old to be afraid.
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Frantically explaining to my wife why this is actually a great deal because the Dugout Club has free food and I could easily eat $9,000 worth of hot dogs
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Doing some local pumpkin patch research and found this helpful review
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The one group photo you finally remember to take on the last day of the music festival
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My scorching hot and extremely controversial film take of the day is Paul Thomas Anderson is really good at making movies, I like it when he makeda movies there I said it
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One Battle After Another forcing me to add “if someone says ‘Christmas’ more than ten times, it’s a Christmas movie” to my list of what counts
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Jay Leno is somewhere right now waiting patiently for his denim phone to ring
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Just taking a little break from work to enjoy some nature. Such noble creatures. So much like us.
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🎵 Life is a highway 🎵 I’m scared to be here because of the Final Destination franchise
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Happy Father’s Day showing her the part of The Lion King when Mufasa dies so she appreciates me
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checking in with friends on a Sunday afternoon
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crazy theory but hear me out: what if the real plan behind Trump's tariffs is that he's dumb as shit and there is no real plan
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can anyone recommend a good movie where an alcoholic scumbag lawyer is court-ordered to coach an underdog youth hockey team named after strong birds
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