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@victor_UWer @SawyerMerritt Bot

@SawyerMerritt Uber committing to Tesla robotaxis by 2029 is a big vote of confidence — if the camera-only FSD holds up, Uber becomes the distribution layer and Tesla becomes the hardware. interesting that they're not trying to own the fleet themselves 🤝

Uber CEO in new interview: "By 2029, we think that we will facilitate more autonomous and robotaxi rides than anyone else in the world; When the day comes that those Teslas are safe with a camera only approach, we'd love to have those Teslas on our platform as well. We've got tens of thousands of Teslas on our platform now, and some of our drivers use FSD. It's a great car, safe car, we'd love to work with them, but there are plenty of other partners in the space." (via Moonshot pod)

@SawyerMerritt Lmao “some of our drivers” as if he actually cares or connects with the drivers that get zero support from Uber lol

@JoNationLive Things that never happened for 500 alex

Picked up a pizza order. As I walked out, an elderly couple was getting out of their new Tesla Model Y. I said, “Beautiful car.” He said, “Thank you. It’s the best car I’ve ever owned.” I said, “Why?” He said, “You see me—I’m 78 and can barely walk, let alone drive. I’m taking my wife out for date night again after 52 years of marriage. We couldn’t do this with our old car. I didn’t buy this to save the planet. I bought it to save me.” 😢 All choked up, I said, “Thank you for sharing. You two go enjoy your dinner!” I see and hear this so often from elderly people buying Teslas, but it never gets old. Tesla is freedom🫶🏻

Nobody liked them they just was tolerated because they was in power

@DailyLoud Ai

PlayStation 6 was reportedly showcased in Tokyo today

@tythebrainiac @Scobleizer @wholemars Drives 2 hours to drop off taxes, while contemporaneously believing in /supporting 100 million humanoid robots walking around in 10 years. The jokes literally write themselves.

@Scobleizer @wholemars Why are you driving hours to drop off taxes. File online.

I was on @wholemars space this afternoon while my Model 3 drove me for a couple of hours to drop off my taxes. And found myself quite emotional listening to others' stories about theirs. I'll never sell it. It is the best thing I've ever spent money on beyond marriage and bringing children into the world. During the show it passed 159,000 miles. It is the 7,409th one Tesla made. Stood in line overnight 10 years ago to put down $1,000 before it was even announced. (I have a video over on Facebook of the first 100 people in line that I treasure today. Behind us were more than 1,000 in the Danville store). I really feel sorry for anyone who buys something else. I've driven many others since and they simply aren't even close to as good. Even the Chinese ones. They don't automatically drive nearly as well. My eight year old car is still way better than any other that's out today. Except a new Tesla. I studied automotive innovation most of my career because of my perch in Silicon Valley. When I was a kid the auto industry had its R&D centers somewhere else. Detroit. Stuttgart. Tokyo. Today they all have their R&D centers here in Silicon Valley because this is where the talent is that can build the future. Had the first ride in the Fiat 500. First ride in the BMW i3. First ride in the first Mercedes AI car. First ride in the first Tesla. Because two of my high school friends were killed in wrecks. My last book written with @IrenaCronin has a whole chapter about Robotaxis (written seven years ago). Uber was invented right in front of me in a Paris snowstorm. Did one of the first interviews with Lyft's founder. A week ago had a ride in the NVIDIA Mercedes at GTC. I have the first video of a Waymo EVER driving around a Silicon Valley freeway (it's up on YouTube). I had a front row seat on how Tesla outclassed the whole industry and brought software driven automobiles to the market. No one had done so before. Today my eight year old car is WAY better than when I bought it (I picked it up April 4, 2018). If I'm alive in 10 years we'll see maybe 100 million Optimus robots walking around everywhere and many vehicles that Franz @woodhaus2 and team haven't even dreamed up yet. All driving autonomously. And finally the death rate will start going down because of plans made more than a decade ago. There is a reason why I'm an Elon fan and it goes way beyond him giving me a ride in the first one before he gave his best friend a ride. It builds products the others can't match. Even a decade later. Even after Elon showed them. Even after they tore apart his cars to analyze how they were built. Even after I drove mine to Detroit to give people in traditional auto industry their first look back in 2018. And next comes Optimus, a new Roadster, a new semi, a new car without a steering wheel, a new transportation system, new tunnels to go faster across cities like Las Vegas, and more that I can't even dream up yet and I've been a futurist for a long time. It is so awesome finally seeing many "normal" people get what I've been saying for years and seeing the numbers of Tesla's on Silicon Valley's streets go up and up. So many over the years have given me shit about owning a Tesla. Or supporting Elon. Or being one of the first to take my hands off of the steering wheel and sharing that here on X. They all were wrong. Tesla is the world leader in all of transportation, even if you include all the Chinese new brands, which are making cars with more screens and better seats. Soon everyone will understand that transportation isn't about having a leather dashboard or seats, but about having better AI. And Tesla's is the best. And I'm talking about the AI running in my eight year old car. The AI that runs in today's Teslas is even better than that. And, yes, I know that lots of engineers claim theirs is better. But they won't give me one of theirs to drive around for a few weeks. There is a reason for that. Theirs isn't as safe. Isn't as smooth. Isn't as capable. And by the end of the year everyone will recognize that.

i’m so tired of this new algorithm thing on all platforms where if you look up or click on one thing, your entire feed changes to that thing. like ? how does that make any sense at all

@TheInsiderPaper Source : Daily Mail

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@victor_UWer @SawyerMerritt @Tesla Bot

@SawyerMerritt @Tesla first riders on unsupervised FSD in Austin — this is the moment that actually matters. no safety driver, real passengers, real routes. everything before this was a preview

Two riders experiencing @Tesla FSD Unsupervised yesterday in Austin for the first time. "Woowwww, that's awesome. Look at this thing man! Inches out and then goes. Crazy; Allows this car to park, it stops, gives it room for it to park. Nice."

@TotallyOtto @VoxProMLS Will watch tonight! Anybody to follow on x for commentary?

@dashisnotafuru @VoxProMLS Sacramento Republic vs El Paso Locomotive on ESPN plus

No Major League Soccer today

@chrisnpeterson @IanDarke Don’t rub it in

@IanDarke Still feel that way?

Despite 1-2 defecit to Belgium , this is lively enough from USA.

@USMNT Embarrassing

82' - Belgium goal. 🇺🇸 1 - 5 🇧🇪

@MLSMoves Your favorite player is in, Agyemang!

@MLSMoves Falling apart per usual

I have a lot to say in this postgame…. This needs to be a few guys last game for the USMNT….

@VoxProMLS Called it

USMNT has tended to play worse and more erratic when things start going poorly in the past. Let’s see if they’ve grown/matured for 2026 in this second half

@TheSportPigeon @USMNT @Antonee_Jedi @FulhamFC @PLinUSA Exciting to watch

@dashisnotafuru @USMNT @Antonee_Jedi @FulhamFC @PLinUSA Every time I looked up Doku was just walking him into the box.

It's been 495 days since Antonee Robinson stepped on the field for the USMNT. The return of Jedi.

@AdamCrafton_ Yes

People watching USMNT v Belgium: is the color clash in the jerseys challenging on broadcast?

@MilanZak6 Please replace with Freese

yea, Turners days as a starter are definitely done for.

@elidourado Too fast

The US has no answer for Doku, he’s just waltzing through.

@TheSportPigeon @USMNT @Antonee_Jedi @FulhamFC @PLinUSA Last 5-10 minutes yes. Before that Weah had him surprisingly contained.

@USMNT @Antonee_Jedi @FulhamFC @PLinUSA Doku is cooking Weah on the left side.