Das M Paul

So I guess I'm not a real person according to X anyways 🤣🤣🤣 Oh and I can manipulate X in certain ways I guess.. I didn't know I had a superpower 😅 @elonmusk

@otokyo__ All the time for camping... Like every time. And occasionally once in awhile we will use them at home

Does anyone still use a cast-iron skillet these days? I’m trying to prove to my wife that they’re not just a thing of the past—she thinks they’re completely outdated.

@ronsterd89 I'd throw people out for less 🤣

Be truthful: would you remove someone from your house for being unkind to your pet?

@girl_honne_labo Princess mononoke 💯👍

みんなの人生最高の映画を教えてほしい！

@wolfhatfacts Remember to keep the gloves up Wolfie 😆 Be safe all 🙏🇺🇸

Going on a date with a girl who’s a kickboxer….. This should be interesting.

@MbarkCherguia Well honestly you shouldn't have to be told as a parent... Not to let your kids cause problems... 😮‍💨

What does everyone think about this?

@mistressdivy Maybe he knew you would cancel because of that and did it purposely 🤯

I’m allowed to cancel the first date because he said the S in Illinois, right?

@otokyo__ Kudos to him a little over the top for me... 😁

First thing that comes to mind ?

@RepNancyMace 🙏

Tonight at 9:56 PM, my father went Home. In his final moments I read him testimony from his soldiers - words describing his heroism during December 2-4, 1968, the acts that earned him the Distinguished Service Cross with Valor. We had just discovered new testimony from the men who served beside him. As I read those words to him, he grew calm. And then he was gone. He left this world knowing he was a war hero. Knowing he was loved. Knowing Jesus was waiting. He was surrounded by his two dogs, his wife, and two of his daughters - Nancy and Mary. As he passed, his dog Sugar put her head in my lap. My dog Liberty put her paws on my knees. Even they knew it was time to say goodbye. On Friday I watched my father accept Christ as his Savior. Tonight I watched him go Home to meet Him. And tonight also happened to be one of his grandson’s birthdays. God doesn’t do coincidences. He chose this day on purpose. A life celebrated as another began. He fought the good fight. He finished the race. He kept the faith.2 Timothy 4:7 Rest now, Dad. Your work in this world is done. 🙏♥️

@ai_saboru_tech 🤗 ello 🤗

海外ニキ！ とりあえず、挨拶しよ！ 挨拶したら友達🤝 🇯🇵🇺🇸🇰🇷🇧🇷🇫🇷🇮🇹🇰🇭

@JakeSladeUSA BBBBBB BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB

If treason is committed against the United States, what should the outcome be? A-Taxpayers footing incarceration bills. B-Over and done with.

@rosexroot 🤣🤣🤣🎉

Вдохновленная американскими твиттерскими, я решила завтра попробовать кока колу с соленым арахисом. Я в ахуе.

@yamanakanobody 😍

なぁ、左翼がいなくなった世界見てみたくはないか？

@m_takewaka 🤣🤣 the good old compensation trick 🤣🤣 gotta love it 😆

昨日、友人のアメリカ人と車の話をしたんだ。私は「なぜアメリカ人は大きな車が好きなんだ？」と質問したら、彼は「車はチンコの大きさの象徴だ！チンコが小さくても、デカい車に乗っていればチンコが大きいと見做される！デカい車＝デカいチンコなんだよ！」と言っていて大爆笑したよ🤣

@yamanakanobody Sushi ramen wagyu all the different rice bowls 😁 pretty much like all your food besides what you do with raw eggs 🤣 idk what the hell y'all doing with those but stop it 😂 Be safe all 🙏🇺🇸

海外の皆が好きな日本食って何？

@otokyo__ Ryan Reynolds but we pretty much claim him now adays🤣

gun to your head name a canadian

@uscfan981 It was once one of the most well maintained scenic breathtaking places to visit in the Republic 😁

Say something nice about California.

@LCW_mofu Some do. 😁

「イギリス人だけど労働者は朝から晩まで紅茶飲んでてヌン茶とかしねえ」みたいなコメント読んで笑ってる。そりゃそうだよ日本人だって毎日スシテンプラ食ってねえよ (ﾟωﾟ)えっアメリカ人は毎日ステーキ食ってんの？

@Garrel_Channel 🇺🇸👋😁

世界の全ての国と繋がりたい‼️🌍 全ての国に届いて欲しいから‼️✨ ✨…🇯🇵🇰🇷🇺🇸🇨🇳🇧🇷🇮🇳…✨ 君の国は何処かな❓ 国旗とリプライ待ってるね‼️✨ 世界は優しさで繋がろう✨

@KevBounce Congrats 🎉

I'm 3 years sober now. Does anyone care?

@ai_saboru_tech Probably Hero from Gundam 😁

海外ニキに質問🙋 日本で好きなキャラクターは？ わからない人は、挨拶して！