Onyango Ashtone

"Do you consider yourself a victim of the world, or the world?" ~ Alan Watts

Note to future self.

@MkenyaMzi Anyways, check out my blog series where I vibe code a SmartDrive AI Assistant to aid drivers on common traffic rules e.g right of way at a junction, to prevent traffic incidents. Too much Traffic? linkedin.com/pulse/too-much… Will update soon with all Speed Cameras locations.

@MkenyaMzi You might have the environment variables well abstracted from the client side when you push code, but if you use vite and store them as e.g VITE_POSTGRES_URL=********lks, which happens if you're vibe doing, It exposes the variables anyway. Either use NEXT.js, or rename them

Itabidi sa tukue tunawekea vibe coders lessons za how to store .env variables

@SimlawSimiyu @MkenyaMzi @StanleyMasinde_ 😂😂

@dat_apoet @MkenyaMzi @StanleyMasinde_ How much free time do you have 😅

Ubuntu 25.10 has a serious bug btw especially on workstation , file system is having serious issues , but I cant spend anytime on canonical opensource , they made me do a ten series interview and they still never hired me, two months of torture

@Kynsofficial Jumping straight to coding without thinking about the system design. You separate components

Why are you writing 3500 lines of code in a single file, who taught you coding? Are you a terrorist? 😭.

😂😂

@arsonide_ Should we tell him?

being a nerd dating a hottie is so fun bc I just called her at 5am while she was at the gym to show her I learned the spongebob theme on ukulele and when I finished, she said “wow thank you, baby” like yes of course my goddess I will dance and be ur jester anytime convenient to u

The new kid in the block😂 clawdbot

Okay ladies, we need to know what works fr when it comes to shaving. Dakatari alituambia oraimo needs pain tolerance, Pat ako na experience yake kando ya chemical shave, razors are the worst na waxing ndio mbaya zaidi kama huna pain tolerance. Aki, say no to deforestation 🤣🤣🤣

Day 1 done! Honored to train Tanzania’s tourism admin teams (TANAPA, Serengeti, etc) in partnership with Sonne Ventures Ltd. AI is cutting admin tasks from 1 hour to <3 mins — boosting efficiency in park management & public service. 🌍 On to Day 2! Kwa jirani kuna AI🙃

@_HANAID @Chiideraahhh KFC😭, the thighs have it

@dat_apoet @Chiideraahhh Aaah🤭🤭🤭we wacha

@recap_david SYSTEM

Endless influencer ads without shipping/mailing a single product. (How I automated e-commerce creative generation and cut campaign costs by 75%) Traditional influencer marketing sucks for most e-commerce brands: → High upfront costs for product samples → Shipping delays that kill campaign momentum → Limited creative output from each collaboration → No way to test concepts before major investment Google's Nano Banana changes all of that. I built this n8n automation that generates unlimited influencer ad creative using just product photos and a reference image of your influencer: → AI combines your product with influencer photos seamlessly → Creates multiple campaign variations in minutes → Generates high-quality, campaign-ready assets → Eliminates sample costs and shipping delays → Perfect for A/B testing creative concepts The business impact has been massive: ✅ 75% reduction in campaign setup costs ✅ 10x faster creative iteration cycles ✅ 300% increase in testable ad variations ✅ Zero inventory risk for new product launches This system reclaimed 15+ hours per week that used to go toward managing physical product samples and shipping logistics. The complete automation runs on n8n with Google's Imagen 3 API – no coding required. Want to see exactly how it works? 1. Like & RT 2. Bookmark this post for later reference 3. Comment "SYSTEM" below (must be following so I can DM you) I'll send you the entire system template for free, including setup instructions and prompt engineering guides.

As sure as 🎭 !death, Step by step I Am climbeth, The 33 byte ladder, will sureth, see the helical clouds at the 69th, Servered, from the tÆther. ~ dat_apoet

Building software for a very underserved narrow niche market in Kenya, i.e motorcycle spare parts retailers. How do you figure out the pricing model. As small businesses, they shy away from a monthly subscription. How viable is a once off payment to get lifetime access?

They have us glorifying and praying to their ancestors, Saint so and so. And told us ours are demonic. Bring back pouring libations!

@DrMumbiSeraki @beautiful5shine And people ain't ready for this one yet. The red shoe club. The spell runs deep.

@beautiful5shine @dat_apoet They just MAD HARVESTING PEOPLE's ENERGY and LAUGHING at them in their faces.... Religion has made so many people so spiritually ignorant and the Spells these pastors use to BLIND & BIND their flock are WILD AF its really hard for the majority to come out of it! 🙄

Church and spiritual awakening lol😄 Energy harvesting innit @DrMumbiSeraki