Patience Zero

@TweetHearts72 @ImMeme0 Women are so evil, got damn!

@ImMeme0 You don’t know if this old man is hitting her. Wiping his shit on the walls. Nobody had to put up with a filthy and mean old man. Put him in a home. If he can’t act right, and not abuse his caretakers he needs put away.

🚨BREAKING: Shocking footage from Wilmington, NC shows a man attempting to return his elderly neighbor, dressed only in a soiled diaper and T-shirt, back to his home. He was stopped by the caregiver, who forced the older man to turn around and walk in the opposite direction. When asked why, she claimed she was “teaching” him a lesson. In a follow-up video, the man explained that he contacted authorities. His sole goal is to ensure his elderly neighbor can spend his days with dignity and comfort.

I’m 💯 on his side. Anyone else?

@Puppieslover Brother can scoot! Built for it!

This is Ziggy. He couldn't contain his excitement for pool day. There's nowhere he'd rather be than here with his fish.

Hold up… the dog’s name is what? Wait… the CHAIRMAN’s name is what??

no happy easter tweet from our “greatest ally” thats interesting

This is what UFC Heavyweights would be like if the UFC paid NFL level salaries btw

As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a £25 note and a written note in his mouth, reading: “10 pork chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of pork chops in the dog’s mouth, and quickly closes the shop. He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways, and trot across the road to a bus stop. The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench. When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front and looks at the number, then boards the bus. The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery. After a while, he stands on his back paws to push the “stop” bell, then the butcher follows him off. The dog runs up to a house and drops his bag on the step. He goes back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself -WHAP!- against the door. He does this again and again. No answer. So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, beats his head against a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door. A big guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog. The butcher runs up and screams at the guy, “What in hell are you doing? This dog’s a genius!” The owner responds, “Genius, my ass. It’s the second time this week he’s forgotten his keys!”

imagine if there was an actual clip of spongebob and patrick being scared of butterflies

Women are creatures of consensus. If the consensus is to point their butthole at the camera, then that’s what they’ll do.

RETWEET IF NIKOLA JOKIC IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD 🃏 🔥🌎

No rails? Insane niggatry.

what the fuck.

Porque todas las mujeres creen estar gordas menos las gordas?

One idiot left Jokic off their ballot, take their vote away. He is averaging a triple double and will be the FIRST player ever to lead the league in rebounds and assists.

John Calipari on Barstool Live says they want to get Meleek Thomas and Billy Richmond picked in the first round of the NBA Draft, "They may both come back if they're not in that first round." In line with what we've said at HawgSports.com #WPS youtube.com/live/pI9X4VRNa…

These people need to be stopped.

This Indian's ad is made more surreal by the fact that a third of the words are in English, because whatever dumbshit Indian gobbledygook language he's babbling in doesn't have its own words for basic concepts like "elections." DEI: Deport Every Indian.

No more women leaders. Beauty is not a qualification but a liability. Right now, America needs righteous, cut-throat, Christian men.

Investigate by who? For what crime?