Avery Simone

@TheAdrianaRose Reporting for duty 🫡

Do folks know any bi providers in NOLA? I'm coming across mainly straight folks... where are the queer providers?! 😅 Asking for me

@leialoke Loved this one! I return to it often

I usually ask clients to leave the donation either in an envelope, a gift bag, or hidden inside a book. A lot of them end up gifting me genuinely beautiful books — usually ones that somehow reflect my work or personality after reading my website. This one is about creativity, sensitivity, and what it means to truly be an artist.

@_EmeryFields Happy birthday, Emery!

It's my birthday week! Whether you are a friend, lover, or secret admirer, thank you for all of your kind words and thoughtful gifts already. I'm so grateful for this community and for being connected to so many lovely people!

@kingbealestreet I think about this movie all the time

watched Orlando (1992) last night, kind of obsessed with everything about it

Very excited to be visiting Seattle in the first few days of June! I’ve never been - food/shopping/coffee recommendations are very welcome!

One thing about Louisiana in the springtime is that you step outside and it simultaneously smells like jasmine, gardenia, magnolia, mimosa AND orange blossom. And it’s just the right amount of humid at night. So yes, I am h*rny all the time, because can you blame me?!

@xtinablairny On my way 🏃🏻‍♀️

Would be cool if you joined me here.

@LaylaSloaneNYC Omg it’s perfect

still thinking about this dress 💔 need a shopping date to the mirror palais show room

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The hottest things a man could do 1. Hate AI 2. Tip all hospitality workers and housekeeping 25% or more 3. Laugh at my little jokes

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@clea_seraphine Taking notes for my next visit… 👀

@dateavery Girl and the gin was infused with szechuan..it was sooo delicious

Im a certified slut for low lit sexy interiors. And don’t get me started on the pickled lotus root martini… completely smitten with opera house in Chinatown

@wikivictorian Need her immediately

Teddy, 1920s. Vintage Textile Auctions.

In case you missed it: my lil’ newsletter (with some fun plans for June) just dropped 👀✈️☕️

Does having a 38lb pitbull as a daughter mean I qualify for Mother’s Day gifts? (Yes)

@awlivv Amen

the higher the body count the closer to god

how i need this summer to feel

They don’t warn you that your 30s will be the horniest years of your life

Just girls doing girly stuff, nbd