Matt

Keane’s bang on

The day after #ManCity 3-0 Manchester United in September 2025, Pep Guardiola focussed on Bruno Fernandes, who was livid with his team-mates for their role in Phil Foden’s opener, berating them during the hosts’ celebrations. Guardiola prepared clips to send a message to the squad that while Fernandes is a fine player, displaying such a negative attitude towards team-mates would not be accepted at @ManCity. [via @SamLee] nytimes.com/athletic/72955…

What the fuck is this shit? They couldn’t win the premier league so had to bring in a substitute? Fucking hell and these lot call us cringe. 🤣🤣🤣

Martin Odegaard adds his name to the list of Premier League winning captains 🏆🔴

🎶 “We won the league at Anfield…” 🎶 Michael Thomas magic, on this day in 1989 ❤️

John Connor in the movies // John Connor in real life #MagnificaHumanitas🇻🇦

🚨 “Did you imagine the season could be this good?” Noni Madueke: “I did, that’s why I came so quickly from where I was!” (@DailyAFC)

Never forget that City were top of the league with 5 games to go…and ended up 7 points behind! One of the biggest collapses in premier league history!

Zohran Mamdini is consistently proving that if your politician wanted to help you, they absolutely fucking could unlike Trump

Kepa Arrizabalaga on winning the league with Arsenal F.C.: > “I won trophies at Chelsea, but this felt like real football again. At Arsenal, there’s an identity, there’s passion, there’s pressure every single week. You don’t just survive here — you have to dominate. The difference shocked me. At Chelsea, every season felt like starting from zero. New managers, new projects, excuses every month. At Arsenal, everybody was obsessed with one thing only: becoming champions. And honestly? Winning the Premier League with Arsenal means more because people actually doubted this team. We didn’t buy success overnight. We built it. The atmosphere after we won the title… I’ve never experienced anything like it in my career. I think some Chelsea fans are angry seeing former players succeed here now, but that’s football. Sometimes you leave chaos and find a real project somewhere else.”

@LeeHurstComic The bot farms are incredible... I've never known anything like it

remember when we used to show jesus and zinchenko’s prem titles, what a dark time that was😭😭😭😭😭

This is embarrassing

you cannot be world class without winning the big trophies. am I saying it right guys?

Pound for pound Wirtz and Isak the two worst debut signings in Premier League history

You genuinely have to watch 15 clips to get to his first successful forward pass

It’s actually crazy that West Ham fans abuse him. He’s shown them nothing but love since leaving and he still does today despite getting booed for massively upgrading his footballing life lol

Some Zubimendi discourse feels crazy disingenuous. Was a T3 performer in the first half of the season and logged 3,000 minutes with little to no rotation until Myles came in. That and adapting to a completely new game model with new on- and off-ball demands.

Arsenal won the title so they should be the only club to lift the Premier League trophy this season. This is a joke from City.

the bottle joke runs in the family im crying