Every time I get into my car and play my music I get this notification. What’s all this about?
@Apple @AppleSupport @durpee82 @BarackObama @netanyahu
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datloud420
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If you say the problem with bulking is that it's more expensive, you're just broke idc
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Sitting bare asshole on the hotel cuck chair thinking bout life
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They don’t realize how big a threat we are @akoobak
saila (in sf)@sailaunderscore
Frankly, if Mossad didn't send you an Israeli asset girlfriend by this point, you should be offended.
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Us real antisemites will always adapt @akoobak
saila (in sf)@sailaunderscore
“Goy” as a prefix is going to hit mainstream and it will never be the same.
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Israel really holding us back 🤞🤞
wedid@WedidOfficial
once this covid shit is over im gonna start going to the gym, getting a job and getting a girlfriend
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Thank you President Trump
Emini tic@TicTocTick
For the first time ever in human history, Christmas is on 25/25/25. This phenomenon will never happen again.
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When is it my turn
Sabre@bottleneckloser
I was flirting with my boyfriend the other day and he got so hard he started crying
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This already exists if you stop following the law
𝙷𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚖𝚊𝚗@shagbark_hick
Would it be legal to start a "drunk driving theme park" anywhere in the USA? I think it'd be a hit. A 5,000-acre "Road Soda Ranch." Sign a waiver, pay an entry fee, bring your own car, hit the on-premises bar, and hit the road...
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been rawdogging life lately: no job, no money, no girl, no friends, no hobbys, no hairline, no prospects, no future
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