Datsun Hoffman™

When Donald Trump sees a doctor it's always the pedoiatrist.

The Strait of Hormuz is still closed guys. It's like the Blockbuster Video of hyper-strategic global energy straits

Hey @realDonaldTrump , what kind of "shithole country" wastes $400 million of taxpayer money on a gross, gilded ballroom while gas prices are skyrocketing for everybody else?

Wow, Florida! You’re the first ones to have an airport named after a pedophile and convicted felon. Congrats! 🎊🍾🎈

If you bought a Tesla vehicle after Elon bought Twitter, ruined it, and then paid $275 million to elect Donald Trump then I don't want to be your friend. No #smokefleet for you

Update: Biden gas (9/11/24) vs Trump gas (5/5/26)

Remember when a bunch of billionaires r*ped children and Donald Trump said it was a Democrat "hoax"? I'll never forget.

this is on you and your pointless war with Bibi, you stupid dipshit

@Megatron_ron this is on you and your pointless war with Bibi, you stupid dipshit

JUST IN: 🇺🇸Trump to Americans struggling with oil prices: “Even if it's $200, it's worth it”

@StateDept trump and bib started the war you dipshit. now the strait that was open is closed.

SECRETARY RUBIO: You know what’s an act of war? Iran putting mines in the water. Why doesn’t Congress complain about that?

According to the evidence @howardlutnick is a lying piece of shit. He was on Epstein island multiple times, and his creepy-ass face was on the featured on the wall of Epstein's creepy-ass dental office

Ballrooms are for kings, not presidents

Stop with all the Marco Rubio love. He's an automoton who memorizes talking points, and he helped Trump get elected. We need to clean house and elect a fresh new crop of thinkers going forward

so he's stopping the war he started for no reason and re-opening the strait that was already open before. what a dipshit

@MAGAVoice so he's stopping the war he started for no reason and re-opening the strait that was already open before. what a dipshit

🚨 President Trump is about to do the impossible A PEACE DEAL WITH IRAN IS COMING THIS IS HUGE 🔥

@dbongino and he's a fucking dipshit

Today is May 6th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

An overwhelming poll just dropped finding President Trump's MAGA Republican approval rating at *98% PERCENT*, with just 2% disapproving. MASSIVE support from the base! Democrats keep thinking MAGA will abandon Trump, it's not happening 🇺🇸🇺🇸 Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you still trust and support President Trump for everything he did? A. 100% B. 50% C. 25% D. 0%

Remember folks, Trump is in the Epstein files over 38,000 times (and that's just in half of the files)

@theliamnissan can we post funny shit too?

Hey #smokefleet, some of you don't understand yet, you're supposed to copy my jokes and post them to your accounts and pretend to be me. Confuse the MAGAts. Flood the zone.