Chris

if all you ever do is reply to me without the courtesy of a retweet I mute you. this site already makes it hard enough to be seen.

detaching from reality is self care

@bitzydimbo Good morning from a real Person

I have so much hate in my heart for the fuckstains that run bots on this hellsite.

S🍑ssy Saturday 😋

Scamazon delivered a package at 4am, left it in the front entry way, it was stolen, again. I am so done with this fucking corporation Bezos and his entire business model suck, the customer is always wrong, drivers don't do their jobs, I think I'm finally done with Amazon Prime.

💋💋

@bitzydimbo Unless you want me to stick around

@bitzydimbo I’m sorry, I’ll see myself out

it's always accts that don't retweet others', demanding follow backs. you contribute zero to the timeline, tell me why I should give you anything more than a mute?

@bitzydimbo Maybe they are just superficial and only like the one side they see more often. All sides of you are good to see

all the dudes who profess their love for me in replies of a sexy selfie, always go super quiet when confronted with my disabilities. brother if you can't fetishize my neck brace or walker, there's no hope for us.

@bitzydimbo Sorry for being a disappointment. I will have to try harder

@datt_chris5 it's gotta work with the original rhyme scheme though, I'm a professional!

was lamenting the bong from last summer that vanished from my home, and my hashtag gamer brain was all "Bong With the Wind." I laughed and said, "Bong in 60 Seconds," laughing harder, and before I knew it I was singing "Since You've Been Bong!.." ala Kelly Clarkson 😭😭💀☠️

@bitzydimbo Yeah I can totally sense that about you 😆

@datt_chris5 idk I bet I won't I'm such a boring chick 😋

should I livestream tomorrow night?

retweet me with the intensity of a million suns and the frequency of the speed of light x π

ask or tell me stuff 😋 ngl.link/bitzydimbo2

@hey_meow_hey Was this one of the reasons he is now your ex lol

Actual footage of me and my ex husband at any given time. The man yapped about ancient history non-stop. 🙄

@bitzydimbo Could go with “I still haven’t found the bong I’ve been looking for” U2

@datt_chris5 😭😭😭😂

@bitzydimbo Thank you thank you lol. Great to contribute to the list

@bitzydimbo It’ll turn up behind my ear. I just know it

I'd like to make it with you 💋

@bitzydimbo Now you see it, now you don’t