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Look at my freaking kids. 😍😍😍

I’m so desperate to do something that actually fucking matters

As of today, baseball is back and I don't care if you say, "it's just spring training".

I want an unsupervised trip to joanns, some fancy Italian food, someone's apple TV password, and a weekend to bingewatch Ted Laso and The Morning Show.

If the church can pay enough for Super Bowl ads, they can pay taxes.

Look at Jesus, out here buying Super Bowl ads.

I just want a weekend with my friends. It's hard not actually having friends in Virginia.

It blows my mind that this is fucking real.

mood stabilizer girlies unite

Some of y'all are still friends with an abuser and rapist and it blows my freaking mind.

@Olive_alittle Ugh. I wish I had an outfit ready for this for Ren and could squeeze in a last minute shoot while we are home. Next time!

Vday minis are ready!! For you, your little ones, you and your partner, whatevaaaaaaa link in bio! 💌

All I want for Christmas is pictures of me and my kid without having to ask for someone to take photos. - every mom ever

I just found out that Doc Martens makes loafers, and now I know what I'm getting myself for my birthday.

I miss my freaking friends.

Nothing but facts.

Is American horror story worth the watch?

She's finally going off to her forever home. ✨️🤩🧵

S/o to my dad for exiting stage left from our family because we're so much better for it.

I wish I had actual friends in Virginia.

Matt Rife is wildly overrated.