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BREAKING: Quadruple strength squash to be banned in the UK with immediate effect. “It’s making people too cray-cray,” said Rishi Sunak

This is what gender affirming care looks like

I'm now ten minutes late for work

@kirawontmiss Blisters

I haven’t known peace since I came across the scouse cat

@lukesawhook @h3h3productions 🦶

@h3h3productions SOUND THE WAR HORN

@samsheffer It works for me!

wait a minute…

you think we get reverse wireless charging with iPhone 15? also, i feel like this should work…

king

id love to be this petty at my highest moment. absolute legend.

@Pandamoanimum @Kacij01

Pedro Pascal as mushrooms. A thread.

nigga made a come back jus to taunt 6ix9ine LMFAOOO

When you lean against the window on the bus

Tottenham are 3rd in the Premier League…

Running in broad daylight & a random man forcefully shoves me over. Please tell me again how I should modify my behaviour as a woman to ‘stay safe’. I’m fine - but I wonder who this man goes home to & if they are. Do better.

Can we please get tiktok banned in the UK.

Everybody knows what Match of the Day means to me, but I’ve told the BBC I won’t be doing it tomorrow. Solidarity.