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@CliveWardauthor 🤣🤣👍🇬🇧

I almost joined up but... Everyone who served his or her country has come across a nearly-joiner. They're the same people that "had trials" for professional football clubs and it was always the big clubs like Manchester United or Arsenal. Never a small club. ‘Yeah, I got scouted for Bogthorpe United. I was going places until I did my knee in a sliding tackle!’ Or a semi-pro boxer, ‘Yeah, I had to stop due to a skull fracture I had as a kid.’ Let's not kid ourselves. A lot of us joined because we couldn't be bothered to get a proper job. The army would be double the size if it wasn’t for heart murmurs, flat feet, dodgy knees and being shit. I have to say. I reckon I’ve met all the combined special forces while working in security, what a f**king privilege! And then there’s the ones that quit after a few weeks because they couldn’t hack it. I have no problem with that; the military’s not for everyone. It’s the Belt-fed r*tards coming up with the bullshit excuses. It was probably more like some shouty bloke upset your feelings; you know the Platoon Sergeant you were going to knock the f**k out before you joined up if they tried to give you a hard time. ‘Yeah, I had no choice, I had to leave because I broke my finger in three places on the scramble net on the assault course last week. I was gutted. They said I was great in the field.’ Really?? So are peas and f**king carrots!!! BULLIES AND BULLSHIT 2 Warning! If easily offended, I really do advise you not to read this book. clivewardauthor.com Available on amazon. amazon.co.uk/Bullies-Bullsh…

@prouddevonian Lovely that mate 👍

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@Lalaw17347933 gym early doors in the morning jay 👍👍

@Lalaw17347933 Half day off just a bit of lunch 👍👍

@dave_outwalking Looks cracking that mate whats the occasion

Wordle 1,770 2/6 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩take that it’s Friday

@Lalaw17347933 Best way 👍👍

@dave_outwalking Yes i did view the aurora from the hill . Not much light pollution

Star gazing

@Lalaw17347933 I bet you get a cracking view over the side of you 👍

@dave_outwalking Good mate just having a nice chill Love the constellations i do have an app ut doesn't show like that

@Lalaw17347933 Getting there been to Slattery this afternoon great food need to go to the gym in the morning beef ciabatta really nice 👍👍

@dave_outwalking Your drunk again

@Lalaw17347933 It is 👍😎you ok

@dave_outwalking Lovely out Dave

@prouddevonian Is that HMP Dartmoor

@margunson86 @Keir_Starmer Margaret thatcher got all that out there she had more balls than any other PM since👍🇬🇧

@CorporalMum 🤣🤣don’t start me off 🤣🤣🤣

@dave_outwalking 😂😂 Good luck with the promotion. Every answer you give at interview has to be a 5 letter word!

@CorporalMum At the moment studying for promotion grey matters working 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@dave_outwalking You’re on fire this week Dave 🔥

@CorporalMum @OfficerofEngin1 @SiskJerry It’s disgraceful lads and ladies just doing there jobs

@OfficerofEngin1 @SiskJerry What is wrong with that horrible man?

Anyone shocked at all?

@CorporalMum Morning three’s a good number

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@Lalaw17347933 @CorporalMum It’s still a win pal

@CorporalMum @dave_outwalking Six for me nearly fooked it right up

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