I’m Dave, You Not

Unfortunately I am bored and that is why I was tweeting. I’m going to try and fix it now. Bye social media.

It’s my half bday today

Bye Twitter. Probably gonna go back home soon.

@OrangeFruit03 Get ready for work.

You wake up on the morning of August 1st, eating a bowl of cereal before work and a Twins acquire Shohei Ohtani tweet comes rolling into your timeline. What’s your first move?

@JahTalksMusic idk i think this song is incredible

Hear me out, I’m not saying the Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest is going to happen, but @joeyjaws just came out and said and I quote, “I’m gonna get the rest of the guys out and we’re gonna do this f***er.” #nathansfamous #ESPN

@MNTwinsZealot So many bad moves at this point, it’s hurting me inside.

Been watching Reds baseball more lately and Spencer Steer looks really good. Great approach and mechanics…Christian Encarnacion-Strand is also playing remarkably at AAA for them. We got Mahle. An abomination of a trade so far by Thad Levine. You can’t swing and miss like that.

What the fuck are we supposed to do without the hot dog eating contest?

This is the most KG situation since that very situation. Unfortunately, I don’t think Portland recovers. I expect them in 5-8 years to become the Seattle or Las Vegas Trailblazers.

Draymond think's CP3 can unlock Kuminga's game like he did for Ayton 👀🔥 (via @PodcastPShow)

@JonPeters1976 @TheNBACentral @flasportsbuzz Agreed. Like if I’m an owner I’d laugh in Dame’s fucking face. Bitch, I own you.

@TheNBACentral @flasportsbuzz I don’t understand what’s going on in the NBA. The last people I want to side with are sports team owners, but why would Portland let the dude just walk? Make him play out some of his contract. The “player empowerment” era has made a laughing stock out of the NBA.

Despite interest from other teams, Damian Lillard remains adamant that he only wants to play for Miami, per @flasportsbuzz

@xMichaelx18 @EasyBucket35 @TheNBACentral @flasportsbuzz This ain’t how it works. Business is business.

@EasyBucket35 @TheNBACentral @flasportsbuzz see ion fw it bc dame stayed their and held it down for what? 11 years and they give him any help i feel like they should jus help him to go where he wants to go

@jacobtalksjets @CoachBGonzo @KyleTheige Buddy could average 30 a game for the next 5 seasons yet typical wolves losers don’t want him. Biggest wolves fan here, been a fan since I was born. If we got Dame, the city is on fire baby.

@CoachBGonzo @KyleTheige Dame is arguably playing the best basketball of his career

I’m Dave, You Not

As part of his contract, Anthony Edwards is starting a new program called "Don't Follow the Wave" in the Minnesota community. "I want to do everything I can to help as many young people as I can and help set them on the right path." (via @wojespn)

@NATERERUN Cmon fam, everyone who actually listens to hip hop knows he’s white. These people probably didn’t even listen til 2018-2019

Ummm so I’m the only one who been knew he was yt…. Y’all be very disconnected with hip hop culture I’m seeing

@LetsTalk_Wolves Agreed. Just sad. We’d be contenders instantly. But then again, I think Dame might be going to Miami or he just simply won’t play.

@davechives Portland would have to want our package and we don’t have picks to move

For what it’s worth, Chris Haynes said the wolves were “eliminated” in trade talks after saying the conversation started with KAT

@rodman99mn @LetsTalk_Wolves Ant will be making huge leaps, this is a chance for Dame to show how good of a playmaker he is. Btw, he’s an unbelievable playmaker.

Sooooo should the Timberwolves trade for Damian Lillard?