John Smithe

600 spins to hit but got 2 shakes when I hit! 🤑

Deleting old photos to free up space and ran across this. 🤦

Got the Minor 3x and maxi once. All 4 times, only got 1 hit each for very little $. Wtf only 1 hit with 18maxi 🤬 Even with the Major, still lost a bunch of $ overall. Only got 1 5oak and 2 4oaks on Mini

Only made a little profit on Purple, which is expected at Purple 68. (Got Avg payout)

$1.50 Got Green at 92. 67% return including Green. 🤮 85% machine? Lost $350 so far. (Still have Purple)

- Double jeweled bags - meh Lost 50x

@XGamble171788 @dontloseallofit Yeah, thought reset was $300.

@davecinc @dontloseallofit Not even remotely close

@dontloseallofit $9 max bet So you would play this?

Irony: Disappointed about min hand pay but back in Dec would have loved a 2.1k jackpot since $1200 was the threshold. Balance: $1250 quads would have been min hand pay back in Dec

@XGamble171788 @dontloseallofit Bottom progressive

@davecinc @dontloseallofit I mean….whut are you chasing?

@dontloseallofit There's now a new version of Frankenstein

Played thousands of Frankster’s Never put a multiplier on every blue box before

@kadie1414 yep, 90% of the time whiff on all 8 spins :(

@davecinc I once did 8 spins at $44 each. Didn’t even get one line hit. Had all budda, cats, and turtle multipliers active too 🤦🏻‍♂️

Lots of fat boys. Then next spin I get the Wheel. March the end of my bad steak?

- Baby quads with kicker - Quads in the right game with multiplier Vp gods > slot gods Feels good to not have my ass full of lube

@dontloseallofit So you would have played this? x.com/davecinc/statu…

@davecinc So i would bet 2.25 to chase a $125 prog on bottom in 9 credit game. Thats 55 units This is 45 units Betting $22 to win 1000 I would pass probably. I just dont like the modified ver either. I usually dont fuck with the 3 credits per line version(27 credits total)

Bottom and 3rd progressives capped. Still need 90 coins for max bet to get it. Nah...

Only $3.50 after 15 spins on a full board. Have mercy on my ass

$5/spin 3x/5x Only won $3.50 after 15spins so far 🤮 Come on slot gods. Give my ass a rest

@dontloseallofit Would you do $22/spin for the 2 maxed out progressives?

@davecinc I like that game. Im up on it

- Natural straight flush in a deuces wild game. Well played vp gods. - My kingdom for a duck... At least got 2nd best and at the only 12x. 👍 Vp gods > Slot gods