Call Me Dave

David Cameron did not join Twitter. Twitter joined David Cameron #davefacts

Did u kno that @David_Cameron actually invented the twitter? #davefacts ps, welcome aboard Mr C.

Did u kno that since being PM I secretly changed Ed's surname to #millibland. OBE for the #RealEd #labour campaign :-) #davefacts

David Cameron can cycle thru any gate he wants, whilst usually pulling a "rad" wheelie #davefacts #bitches

David Cameron is The Secret Footballer offa the Guardian (@tsfGuardian) #davefacts

David Cameron designed the Mars rover vehicle, and it's cameras, over breakfast #davefacts

David Cameron can open jam jars with just his mind #davefacts

David Cameron invented the Moonwalk during a dance off against Hague at the Tory Spring Conference in 1982 #davefacts

David Cameron has won one gold medal at every Olympics since they began #davefacts

@caitlinJwatson dave wud rustle up a fact, that is wot he wud do (soz for slow reply, busy with budget)

David Cameron is in the Mile High, Mile Wide and Mile Long club. #HappyNewYear #DaveFacts

All of David Cameron's toes are big toes #davefacts

David Cameron has no hair on his nads as hair does not grow on steel.

David Cameron can make snowmen out of rain #davidcameronfact

The Eye of The Tiger listens to David Cameron singing to raise its motivation.

It's now looking like it was police who deleted Milly Dowler's voicemails giving family false hope. Plot thickens. tinyurl.com/brp94gk

David Cameron can eat a whole Liberal Democrat (even a deppity leader) for Breakfast - fact

David Cameron wrote the song supafreak, abt Harriet Harmen at the 2006 cross party Xmas bash.

The Argon (noble gas) symbol in the period table is DC