Squirrely Dan

Benny ties McAvoy in a pretzel with his carney chirps #LetsGoBuffalo ⚔️

@latimes @ConwayShow Nurse is the key word in this headline. IYKYK

Nurse who downed at least 14 tequila shots wins $300,000 in lawsuit against cruise line latimes.com/california/sto…

@presstelegram How much money are they going to skim off of this nonsense?

Long Beach beings process to rename city facilities bearing Cesar Chavez’s name presstelegram.com/2026/03/25/lon…

@latimes @KFIAM640 “Women arguing over bill leads to stabbing” Fixed it for you

Brunch for group of women in L.A. led to a stabbing and broken-bottle brawl, police say latimes.com/california/sto…

@KFIAM640 The street models in Vegas would never do that!

An OnlyFans model is facing six felony charges after allegedly burglarizing the homes of people she met on dating apps. The LA County DA's Office says Adva Lavie, also known as Mia Ventura, robbed the places between 2023 and 2025

@LongBeachPost Why weren’t they pitching the same relief 2 years ago when prices were just as high??

Some California Democrats pitch gas price relief as prices at the pump soar lbpost.com/news/some-cali…

@BuffaloBillsPR @WGR550 Now we can just say Allen is slated to start and the other teams will never know exactly who

Signed QB Kyle Allen to a two-year contract.

@IntlDwtnAssoc Nobody got stabbed, shot, or run over?

And that’s a wrap on the first pre conference tour for IDA + CDA! Attendees visited three business improvement districts neighboring #DTLB. Thanks to our partners in Retro Row, Zaferia & Belmont Shore for cohosting the tour with our friends at Long Beach Transit!

Toronto deciding if there is goaltender interference or not #NHL #Buffalosabres

McDonald’s CEO Chris Kempczinski goes viral after seeming reluctant to eat his own burgers—he takes a tiny bite, looks uncomfortable, and calls the food ‘product.’ 👀 🍔 😳

@GovPressOffice Is this a joke??? What is the average gas price nationwide?

Average gas prices in California have stayed below $5 for nearly two years. Trump’s new war is already rattling markets. We’re watching this space. Closely.

@ConwayShow Based on looking at the bed, or from the perspective of laying in bed?

Hey guys? What side of the bed do you sleep on?

2000 IQ play by Benson to set Tommer up for his 27th of the year 😮‍💨

@HdAnchiano Whoever figures out how to put this technology into sports helmets (NFL, NHL, etc) will become a billionaire

El pájaro carpintero puede golpear un tronco hasta 20 veces por segundo, y cada impacto equivale a chocar contra una pared a 25 km/h, sin sufrir daño cerebral porque su cráneo tiene una estructura esponjosa y su lengua se enrolla alrededor del cerebro, funcionando como un cinturón de seguridad natural.

@LongBeachPost We had to be close to a shooting per day for 2026

Long Beach police officers hear gunfire, find man shot to death in pickup truck, department says lbpost.com/news/crime/lon…

#BillsMafia I need your help 😳Hit the RT to cast your vote and bump me up to 1st place to support Dion’s Dreamers ⛄️ #WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66