Dave Ihlenfeld

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Dave Ihlenfeld

Dave Ihlenfeld

@daveihl

Written for Family Guy, Star Trek: Lower Decks, Malcolm in the Middle. Author of the book "Dog Days: A Year in the Wienermobile".

Los Angeles Katılım Şubat 2010
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Dave Ihlenfeld@daveihl·
I hate being left out almost as much as I hate being included.
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Dave Ihlenfeld@daveihl·
BACK TO SCHOOL SALE! My sarcastic daily planner, "You're Never Gonna Do Any Of This Stuff" is now only $9.99 on Amazon. Technically, it qualifies as a gift! amazon.com/dp/B0CCCQNV4F?…
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Emir Han@RealEmirHan·
Best movie about loneliness? I’ll start:
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@BradinLA I had it! Wish I never would've opened it and sold it today for $10,000. Biggest regret of my life.
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Gmail's new AI feature is a game changer. This will save me so much time!
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Lewie Bartone@ActuallyLewieB·
Really sad moment writing a character for myself and have to put (early-30s)
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Matthew Stafford can’t win playoff games
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Jeff Maurer@JeffMightBWrong·
Damn...CAPTCHAs getting hard.
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I’m on the biggest plane ever made.
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🎵"A CHILD SHIVERS IN THE COLD / LET US BRING HIM SILVER AND GOLD.”🎵 Or a blanket would be great.
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Mike Metz
Mike Metz@mb_metz·
@daveihl True story: I once pitched an idea to my reps of a scripted "90-Day Fiancee." They hated it.
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Dave Ihlenfeld@daveihl·
As a writer, it’s important to have a morning routine. I like to wake up, have a cup of coffee, and then Google which 90 Day Fiancé couples are still together.
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Dave Ihlenfeld@daveihl·
Real friends are the ones who don’t call.
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Today’s no good for seizing. I’ll probably just seize tomorrow.
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