Dave Ihlenfeld

I hate being left out almost as much as I hate being included.

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@RealEmirHan Umberto D (1952)

Best movie about loneliness? I’ll start:

@MichaelKenKen @RLJEfilms @Shudder Finally, a reason to celebrate Christmas.

@BradinLA I had it! Wish I never would've opened it and sold it today for $10,000. Biggest regret of my life.

Gmail's new AI feature is a game changer. This will save me so much time!

@ActuallyLewieB I don't think you're allowed to do outside writing. Please check first

Really sad moment writing a character for myself and have to put (early-30s)

@MichaelKenKen Congrats!

Worst 12 years of my life. #MyTwitterAnniversary

@ActuallyLewieB This aged well

Matthew Stafford can’t win playoff games

Damn...CAPTCHAs getting hard.

I’m on the biggest plane ever made.

@susanraehoward A beautiful sight...

Got to check out the weiner mobile. Does it look familiar @daveihl?

🎵"A CHILD SHIVERS IN THE COLD / LET US BRING HIM SILVER AND GOLD.”🎵 Or a blanket would be great.

@mb_metz You need new reps.

@daveihl True story: I once pitched an idea to my reps of a scripted "90-Day Fiancee." They hated it.

As a writer, it’s important to have a morning routine. I like to wake up, have a cup of coffee, and then Google which 90 Day Fiancé couples are still together.

Real friends are the ones who don’t call.

@The_BigLG @RealDaveWright Can't wait to ask about your thoughts on Prussia's role in shaping modern European political structure!

“FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEAAAA BUUUUUDDY!!!!” -Sex Ferguson Get ready for a throw down: @The_BigLG @RealDaveWright @daveihl are in the Kayfabe Hot Tub this Thursday! LIVE on Discord: discord.gg/thegimmicks

Today’s no good for seizing. I’ll probably just seize tomorrow.

We're doing a Gimmicks live chat THIS FRIDAY on Discord w/ Mila Kunis, @RealDaveWright, and @daveihl. Join here: discord.gg/thegimmicks