Dave

hi everyone should i impulse buy a UOAP

waking up tomorrow it’s gonna be meh

@rikku_dude5 LITERALLY

@daveisatepcot SPIRALING OVER PENNIES LOL

like did everyone already know this? should I feel dumb

apparently they stopped making pennies????

beer before liquor makes you sicker but what about a shot of vodka in my beer making me queer

why are twitter DMs encrypted now like what is happening

@rikku_dude5 LOWKEY THE BEST SUB FLAVOR LMAO

@daveisatepcot IT WAS SO GOOD LMAO

about to go crazy on a leftover tuna salad sandwich in my fridge from firehouse subs yesterday #wildnight #tunasalad

who wants to go to subway and get tuna footlongs with me

BRING BACK DIM MODE RIGHT NOW

If you say "back in the day" you better mean 1983 and not 2009

i just wanna get drunk and text everyone i know

creating my first ever Spotify account. today is 06 Feb 2026

oh i’m so sorry i missed your text even though i haven’t stopped staring at my phone since 2007.

As a boy I always knew I wanted to grow up and use two factor authentication to access fast food reward points on an app

Why don't planes just stay still and let the destination come to them because the earth is spinning

Hosting Christmas dinner? Here’s a tip to elevate your meal: warm up all your forks.