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Don't understand anything happening these days.

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davekim98@davekim98·
Donald J. Trumpstein fake@realtrumpstein

BREAKING: NOT THE SHARPIEST TOOL IN THE SHED! The Sharpie Company DENIES ever making Trump cheap custom pens in response to his deranged, demented diatribe! During a Cabinet meeting on Thursday, President Trump took a lengthy detour to boast about how he personally saved the government thousands of dollars by ditching expensive $1,000 pens and instead getting custom Sharpies for just $5 each. Trump claimed he called “the head of Sharpie” and asked for black pens with the company logo swapped out for his signature and a drawing of the White House added. Trump claimed the executive was so honored that he offered them for free, but Trump insisted on paying $5 per pen because “I want to pay you.” He concluded triumphantly: “For five dollars (could be zero!) but for five dollars I get a much better pen than for $1,000 and I could hand them out and actually they become hot as a pistol.” Er, yeah. Sharpie’s parent company, Newell Brands, immediately shot down the story, with a spokesperson saying “We don’t have any information about the conversation described. We’re proud to be a beloved brand trusted by so many globally.” Once again, Trump wasted valuable time in a Cabinet meeting spinning a tall tale about his supposed brilliance and frugality, only for the company involved to shoot it down as pure fiction moments after the lie left his lips. This is the same president whose war in Iran is costing billions, spiking gas prices, and killing American troops, yet he’s fixated on inventing stories about how he personally saved money on pens. If Trump bragging about a Sharpie deal that the company says never happened feels like peak delusion while the country suffers, like and share.

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Julian Dorey@juliandorey·
the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭
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Marco Foster
Marco Foster@MarcoFoster_·
Here is three straight minutes of Donald Trump saying things will be happening “in two weeks” (spoiler alert: none of them ever happened)
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Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸@NickKnudsenUS·
BREAKING: Both the White House and RNCC have lashed out at the creators of this ad. It must have struck a nerve. Maybe they don't like being outed as fascists. You know what to do: SPREAD THIS EVERYWHERE! #MAGAKidnappers
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NativeAmerican@NativeAmericn_·
Mom said nobody will waste their time to wish me happy birthday
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Paul Kellogg
Paul Kellogg@paul_kellogg·
Lost my everything this afternoon. The cancer can no longer hurt her anymore.
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davekim98@davekim98·
Trying 'off the grid'. Thanks Warzone
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davekim98@davekim98·
Costco was much better than last week. Found parking easily and less people inside.
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Native Americans@powwownatives·
I hope I get a hi It's my Birthday🎂❤️
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Mary L Trump
Mary L Trump@MaryLTrump·
Careful what you wish for, Donny.
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