Dave Milner

@timheuer @VisualStudio Seems like a demo centric feature. What is the pattern to scale to a prod environment?

Coming soon for @VisualStudio and #dotnet Aspire... - 6 containers deployed (No Dockerfile needed) - Registry/logs/Ingress configured - Never left the IDE 🔥

@QuinnyPig 2024 brings green Kubernetes nodes that are self-sustaining preventing Mayhem from ripping out power cables 🤣

Everyone: “Kubernetes divorces node failures from the applications running on top of them.” Me: *builds a kubernete, rips the power cable out of a worker node* Kubernetes: “Ach! Mein Leben!” Pods: *endlessly stuck in Terminating state* k8s has played us for absolute fools.

@shanselman Maybe they meant it takes AI to index your inhumanly large body of content 🤣

Someone, non-ironically just implied that all my podcast episodes, over 900, over 18 years, are AI generated. Are the people ok?

The ChatGPT API was released yesterday and it costs 90% less than expected. Here’s five methods (and resources to learn about them) that are **probably** being used to enable this price reduction… 🧵[1/6]

Quarantine work !== Remote work. I’ve been working remotely with success for 13 years, and I’ve never been close to burn out. I’ve been working quarantined for over a month and I’m feeling a tinge if burn out for the first time in my life. Take care of yourself folks. Really.

The tragedy of Ignaz Semmelweis 😭 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Sem…

Gentleman, don't do this. Tell your friends and coworkers not to do this. Explain to them why it's a problem. If you feel yourself about to DM a coder, ask yourself if you should do this? Then don't.

Nevertheless, I coded and wrote about it online. dev.to/aspittel/never…

Turns out the Iowa voting app was a single regular expression.

When you finish a PhD in computer science, they take you to a special room and explain that you must never use recursion in real life. Its only purpose is to make programming hard for undergraduates.

Really great presentation on Azure functions by @davemilner last night at @SoCoDotNet

Using the @Microsoft #EnterpriseLibrary Validation Block in @AzureFunctions ow.ly/4uWN30gwvb3 @msPartner @jodonnel @phidiax @JasonSauers @Azure @tomcanter @davemilner @SteefJan

Awesome new @code extension for creating @nodejs apps using @AzureFunctions. Very cool and downloading tonight marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName…

What are @Microsoft @Azure #EventGrid & #EventHubs - Part3 ow.ly/k9CK30g1HLI @phidiax @davemilner @msPartner @jodonnel

What are @Microsoft @Azure #EventGrid & #EventHubs - Part3 ow.ly/k9CK30g1HLI @phidiax @davemilner @msPartner @jodonnel

Awesome to see @AzureCosmosDB integrated with @Azure storage explorer. Downloaded the update as soon as I saw this buff.ly/2x3Sjhx

Azure Event Grid now supports Event Hubs as a destination bit.ly/2gPNdPX: #Azure #Cloud

Review: @Microsoft @Azure #EventGrid Part1 ow.ly/cuh730fCI0l @phidiax @davemilner @msPartner @jodonnel @JasonSauers

Review: @Microsoft @Azure #EventGrid Part2 ow.ly/uCGc30fCIel @phidiax @davemilner @msPartner @jodonnel @JasonSauers

Review: @Microsoft @Azure #EventGrid Part1 ow.ly/cuh730fCI0l @phidiax @davemilner @msPartner @jodonnel @JasonSauers