Dave Purchance@davepurch·12 EylAwesome night out. Thanks to @Wakaberry_1 and @Daniel_Nel92 for organizing everything!Çevir English0010
Dave Purchance@davepurch·8 EylIts basically a cuba libre wthout the rum. They say its fun in a box. I'm pretty sure they were right.Çevir English0000
Dave Purchance@davepurch·7 TemThe durban july is just a reason to horse around. I say nay to that its just too mane stream. Hoof hoof hoof.Çevir English0000
Dave Purchance@davepurch·22 HazTurning on autotune. Honesty was never my strong point. Truth is just well packaged lies.Çevir English0000
Dave Purchance@davepurch·7 HazAbout 5 bank accounts, 3 ounces and 2 vehicles. That's the difference between me and you.Çevir English0000
Dave Purchance@davepurch·23 MayLiquid fix sometimes comes with a cost. @kurtpatrick23Çevir English1000
Dave Purchance@davepurch·11 MayThe speed with which drunk people can make it through a crowd is outstanding.#50thobservations. @Jamo_Jacoby @kurtpatrick23Çevir English0100
Dave Purchance@davepurch·8 MayBon jovi was the shit. Thanks @kurtpatrick23 for the great night and the boys for a cracker evening all round. #treatsoutfortheboysÇevir English0100
Dave Purchance@davepurch·13 NisI have a friend who took acid and could immediately speak cantonese. He was all like 'sung tung yow'. A. DeMamp @Workaholicsay @Jamo_JacobyÇevir English1000
Dave Purchance@davepurch·9 NisWorks for shark spotters. Gets attacked @SharkSpotters @BadluckbongiÇevir English0000