Just Another David

Me: *scrolls twitter* Me: *is bored, goes to home screen* Me: *opens twitter* My brain:

@itsohgross Y'all misspelled pus in the ad

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Look at what my brother just sent me

@FreyaHolmer This way if you leave a hole on one side (unfillable gap), the center rectangle can no longer grow in that direction (no matter how many blocks you place), but the other three sides can still increase your score. The game ends when there is a hole on each of the four sides.

@FreyaHolmer One idea for continuing (which doesn't lock you out after the first hole in the line, like the square does) is to have the center score rectangle grow to the largest rectangle that it can make, with the limitation that it must contain its previous form.

been feeling kinda stressed lately so I made a little prototype is this anything

I love how Grok "Translate" just hallucinates more text rather than translating

@Nabla_8 @philosophymeme0 Amazing! Nobody dies to the trolley ☺️ Now the entire population of the world is tied to the tracks until they starve to death

@philosophymeme0 Double it more until nobody can pull the lever

@LifeMathMoney @munchenhagen @philosophymeme0 It really doesn't matter if anyone decides to pull the lever. Everyone is tied to the tracks. They cannot move or live their lives. That's a fate worse than death imo

Your thinking is based on the assumption that someone will eventually opt to pick the kill option This assumption may not hold. There has not been full on nuclear war yet, but if it was to happen, it's better that it happen now than in the future when we will have even more powerful weapons and bombs in the future. To draw on your line of reasoning, it would be best to start a major nuclear war today.

@dimiglar @philosophymeme0 Then everybody in the world is tied to the tracks. A fate worse than death, imo.

@philosophymeme0 Double it and hope no one chooses to kill ever until the last person available

@Senadu_ @davenewworld_2 @C_A_G0101 That's because it wasn't made in realtime. The AI model was fed his video, and then created the "girl," and then the two videos were overlayed on one another

@davenewworld_2 @C_A_G0101 I don't buy it She moves sometimes before him

We are so fucking cooked

@plughtoplugh @twitlonsuks @davenewworld_2 He recorded himself and the AI girl was made after. This is not realtime. She's 100% AI, and then the videos were overlayed.

@shitposts_mp4 @Kawaii_Savage_ Fantasia 2025

@RealPostFolder There's an xkcd comic for that

Uppies? #sonar #malevola #dispatch

Hers is wayyy better x.com/LihitoThighGri…

I spent an unreasonable amount of time sketching this just to make the lineart like a recolor art.

My girlfriend and I had a paint and sip and made cursed #dispatch art. #omniman #phenomaman

Unfortunately, this is my contribution to the dispatch fandom #dispatch #waterboy #prism #sparklingwater

@themodderG @_jjhoa False. We have the tools (and have had the tools for years prior) without AI. Simple color matching like the above is significantly lighter in processing with fine control by the artist, without the potential to change the artwork that generative AI brings

@_jjhoa This would actually be a good thing AI could be used for. Helping a lot of artists instead of whatever it's being used for now

thought i'd share bc i realized this a little to late 🧎‍♀️

It's worth remembering that DOGE is a failure at Every. Single. Possible. Level. At the micro level, they misread, misled and straight up lied about many of the 'savings'. They'd announce '500m saved!' and it would be some contract where the money was 98% already spent and already wasn't being renewed. At the macro level, they didn't impact spending at all. The government is spending more in 2025 than 2024, on basically the same trajectory but a little more. At the institutional level, they didn't even convince the GOP that deficits are a problem worth caring about. The GOP just passed a bill that explodes the deficit by trillions of dollars. At a personal level, Elon got run out of town with his tail between his legs and the most notable public facts about the Cracked Coders are that one of them was a mini Hitler, one was called 'big balls' and none of them bothered to learn how the government actually works before they lit it on fire. They gutted a bunch of important institutions, fired whole departments at random, decimated medical research funding, killed a bunch of people dependent on USAID, and still failed at every possible level.

@cwLOLcom @Gargoylegroypa @pinkayafairy Sodomized? You think he believes the lesbians are strapping their daughters? And then murdering them? This is peak trolling

@Gargoylegroypa @pinkayafairy Imagine saying something like this and thinking that it makes sense

just saw a lesbian couple with two little daughters im not well