Dave Ring

Mos is bein nuts!

Controlled by gamma light?

Waiting for this txt twitter thing to phase up again.

Rock n roll.

Usain Bolt time...

Sometimes I wish email was a date so I could tell it I think its beautiful, have it order the lobster and then jump out back and stick i ...

I'm not the only one who thinks Church's Chicken commercials are a tad bit racist, am I?

For speculated-next UP Biden; "Delaware! Like New Jersey, but Without the Assholes!"

Anyone who actually thought those dudes found bigfoot is frankly, retarded.

VP Biden! Holla!

Fuckin freshmen and their parents EVERWHERE!

What man hasn't been on the roof of their house?

Ha! Just saw 2 girls wait for a 3rd to find her door key so they could complete the walk of shame..

Just when I have hope for the future, I go out in public...

I'm glad to see Obama wore his black tonight...

Republicns just don't get it, do they?

I think the RNC is giving me an ulcer.

ok, i'm gonna try this twitter biz for reals...

I hate the fact that I hate the closest bar to my house. There is a gentleman here in. his. blue. tanktop. Although he did class it up b ...

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