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Newly updated third edition of my book, “Longhorn Football Legends,” is on Amazon now. Great stocking stuffer for the UT fan in your life a.co/d/5Dwk6nQ
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Dave Sessions
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Dave Sessions
@davesessions
Covering games for https://t.co/akCaouVa4K since 2011. Former Star-Telegram Rangers beat writer. Longhorn alum. @PolyMem scion.
Fort Worth, TX Katılım Mart 2009
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For the record, No. 2 is “The Big Lebowski” with its infamous “This is what happens when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS” dub
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The GOAT of TV dubs. I’ve been saying “Yippee-ki-yay, MISTER FALCON” for more than three decades
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Not real sure what the Dewey Decimal System number is for “Moral Victories,” but that’s where this one needs to be filed. mlb.com/angels/news/jo…
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I grew up in the country but have been a city slicker my entire adult life. Having returned to the hinterlands again in middle age, I love meeting new friends like Georgina the toad, who lives in our yard. She sits by the bug zapper. Clever girl.
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Can we talk about how I thought Graham Platner was like 55 not 41 lmao that’s a rough 41
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Maybe I'm an outlier on this, but I actually enjoy a little existential nihilism on a broadcast.
Like Vin Scully's famous line: "He's listed as day to day. Aren't we all?"
Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing
"My two are in their 40s, they're not going to have kids. I won't go into one of them. That's not gonna happen. So the line is burnt. It's burnt. It just burned down" - Keith Hernandez
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Neto, Grissom and Adell were collectively on fire in a 13-1 Angels rout mlb.com/angels/news/jo…
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My obligatory Mike Trout story from tonight. The man can still rake. mlb.com/angels/news/mi…
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Love the deadpan straight face here. Good commitment to the bit. Sold the joke well.
Rob Friedman@PitchingNinja
Paul Skenes on Ryan O'Hearn's 3 homer, 10 RBI game. 🤣 "I think it was kinda selfish, to be honest. Everybody else is getting on. Home runs are rally killers. You hit a 3- run home run or a grand slam...and what now? There's nobody on. Nobody can drive him in. Good for him, I guess."
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Will the real Jose Soriano please stand up? My story from MLB dotcom: mlb.com/angels/news/jo…
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“Perennial All-Star” Riley Greene - how does it sound, Tigers fans? mlb.com/tigers/news/ri…
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mlb.com/tigers/news/ke… here’s my take on the Tigers’ ASG selection day
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Andujar slashing .196/.234/.333 over 29 games since May 6 — 20-for-102 with 3 HR. Not in the lineup today; Will Wagner’s at DH again.
San Diego Padres@Padres
We have reinstated INF/DH Miguel Andujar from the 10-day IL and designated INF/OF Nick Solak for assignment.
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"We're going to get drunk before the game. We're going to get drunk during the game. And then we're going to get drunk after the game."
The match doesn't start for another few hours, but England fans have a plan.
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As somebody who has covered a few dozen MLB managers, I am telling you that Wash was 1/1
GET RID OF BURGER AND JANSEN@rangersandftbal
You look at this and then look at where we are now. Our potential is lost because I think managers bochy and skip aren’t on the players like wash was. Ron Washington will always be the best manager in rangers history to me
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The A’s bullpen passed another test today. Read my doozy of a story mlb.com/athletics/news…
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A story I wrote today about Brent Rooker, who is at bat at this very moment mlb.com/athletics/news…
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While I got ya: Bobby Witt Sr. walked eight or more batters 10 times and still managed to pitch 7+ innings in five of those starts ...
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Walking two guys in the first inning is no big deal for a Ranger. I was across the street when Roger Pavlik walked *the first four hitters* against Toronto in 1997. All four scored. Pavlik was gone after 0.1 IP, 37 pitches, 16 strikes. Unforgettable.
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