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David
@davesize2222
Randomly posting drinks and links to House Music. Horrible Dad Joke creator.
Katılım Kasım 2013
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Bragging that you passed a cognitive test is the equivalent of bragging you passed the DUI roadside test.
There is a reason you had to take the tests on the first place.
Acyn@Acyn
Trump says he takes a cognitive test whenever people call him a moron.
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He drafted Gradey Dick
SJ@SJBasketbal8
we not drafting any cones under masai. acuff, you will NOT be a dallas maverick.
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Mans the lead anchor on CTEN
Breiden Fehoko@BreidenFehoko
I am not moved at all with the Lakers series win against a Kevin Durant less team. Congrats, you beat up on Tari Eason, Reed Sheppard, and Audi Crooks. LeBron you wanna get into goat convos? I wanna see you do it against the MVP. Welcome to the Dort Chamber.
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I heard this on the 1 and 3.
The Canes Stats Brand™@CanesStats
How in the world did I miss the "Why's there only one Jalen in the NHL song"
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Bragging that you aced a cognitive test is like bragging that you passed the DUI roadside test.
There was a fucking reason why you had to take it in the first place.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"
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@bomani_jones Rewatch The Sopranos as a dark comedy instead of a drama and you're going to laugh at the absurdity that goes on in that show
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@Less_HumbleTeej That third one is weird considering what happened to Kerr's dad.
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What a strange story this is turning into
Fullcourtpass@Fullcourtpass
Steve Kerr returning to the Warriors depends on “alignment” of several key factors, per @MontePooleNBCS - Increased accountability for Steph Curry and Draymond Green - Roster construction & offseason plans - Freedom to speak on sociopolitical issues - Flexibility with coaching schemes/young players (h/t @TheNBABase)
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Gaitling dapping Kemp up will never not be funny
Ballislife.com@Ballislife
34 YEARS AGO TODAY Shawn Kemp had one of the greatest & most disrespectful dunks ever! In the same game as "The Lister Blister," Chris Gatling gave The Reign Man props for dunking on him.
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@DragonflyJonez People couldn't get the logos of our most popular sport correct. youtu.be/09Im3XePjEo?si…
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A dude who was the main target on a multiple Super Bowl winning team and is in GOAT TE discussions in America’s most popular sport couldn’t even break containment. Lots of sports fans are delusional about how popular these athletes really are
Zito@_Zeets
@DragonflyJonez Reminds me of Chiefs fans being upset that Swifties didn’t know who Travis Kelce was. Like, why would they know about him?
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