David
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David
@davesize2222
Randomly posting drinks and links to House Music. Horrible Dad Joke creator.

Trump says he takes a cognitive test whenever people call him a moron.


we not drafting any cones under masai. acuff, you will NOT be a dallas maverick.

I am not moved at all with the Lakers series win against a Kevin Durant less team. Congrats, you beat up on Tari Eason, Reed Sheppard, and Audi Crooks. LeBron you wanna get into goat convos? I wanna see you do it against the MVP. Welcome to the Dort Chamber.

How in the world did I miss the "Why's there only one Jalen in the NHL song"

Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"




Steve Kerr returning to the Warriors depends on “alignment” of several key factors, per @MontePooleNBCS - Increased accountability for Steph Curry and Draymond Green - Roster construction & offseason plans - Freedom to speak on sociopolitical issues - Flexibility with coaching schemes/young players (h/t @TheNBABase)

34 YEARS AGO TODAY Shawn Kemp had one of the greatest & most disrespectful dunks ever! In the same game as "The Lister Blister," Chris Gatling gave The Reign Man props for dunking on him.



@DragonflyJonez Reminds me of Chiefs fans being upset that Swifties didn’t know who Travis Kelce was. Like, why would they know about him?






