david

no...its 2026

does anyone want to drink a whole bottle of wine and then go watch bottoms

bitch I have ons

TOO MANY MUSTACHES IN THIS BEER GARDEN

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

@slaymagina rt

@slaymagina happy tonsils thursday

@slaymagina new phone who dis?

@slaymagina not all of them mostly just you THIEF!!

@slaymagina kys

@slaymagina me when someone tries to throw a cheeto in my mouth from across the room

@slaymagina true

I put my 29x33 pants on one leg at a time just like everyone else man

theyre saying mel king is white boy of the month

VVEREVVULF

Count Orlok……. You’re cancelled sis…… and that’s on period…..

first date idea: you buy me a big ass scarf

my ideal job is "guy who fell asleep guarding the castle gate"

working with 40 year old conservatives

i haven't got a fit off since I graduated i think it's because of the mustache

you can also vote with your second ammendment rights there's still time

lowkey in my cups tonight