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Katılım Mart 2020
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Unite South West
Unite South West@unitesouthwest·
As part of International Workers’ Memorial Day, Hinkley Point C workers gathered at Blake Memorial Gardens in Bridgwater for Unite’s annual commemoration, remembering all those who have lost their lives or been injured at work. Full story: unitelive.org/bridgwater-rem…
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Everything Celtic
Everything Celtic@aboutceltic·
Some penalty by Gassama tbf…
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Nature is Amazing ☘️
Nature is Amazing ☘️@AMAZlNGNATURE·
Voyager 1 Is About to Reach One Light-day from Earth After nearly 50 years in space, NASA’s Voyager 1 is about to hit a historic milestone. By November 15, 2026, it will be 16.1 billion miles (25.9 billion km) away, meaning a radio signal will take a full 24 hours, a full light-day to reach it.
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Ricky Williams ΩΨΦ
Ricky Williams ΩΨΦ@RickyWilliamz11·
Ricky, center of the dance floor on Blackout Wednesday, showing the freshly 21-year-olds how it’s done #hometownhero
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davesonofdave
davesonofdave@davesonofdavid2·
@StrogDogg @reeceecup Eric, you wouldnt be siding with this man if you knew what he done. He has previous for stalking wrestlers and even once got jail time for holding one hostage. So please think before you judge
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davesonofdave@davesonofdavid2·
@StrogDogg Deserve everything you get for watching wrestling as a grown man
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GABRIEL 🪽
GABRIEL 🪽@thegabriel72·
“Anti-Trumpers Don't Know What They're Protesting” IDIOTS! TRUMP IS STILL THEIR PRESIDENT! It's called being brainwashed and not doing your own research and due diligence on matters!💥
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✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪
✞Righteous Rebellion𓅪@OneManCircus87·
What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏
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Smith
Smith@salfordsmith61·
Used to work with a lad who would bring in an 8pack of Richmond sausages for his lunch. He would bite the end off & suck out the insides just leaving the sausage casings in a pile on his desk. People would call him out on it he would say it's no different to eating Frubes yoghurt
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Skywatch Signal
Skywatch Signal@UAPWatchers·
🚨3I/ATLAS Just Shrugged Off A Solar CME. A normal comet would’ve snapped, the tails ripped, core sputtering, the works. Instead this thing just kept its line, solid, steady, no drama. If a so called "icy rock" can eat a solar blast and keep moving like nothing happened, then we’re looking at one of two things: Material we’ve never seen before, or something reinforced on purpose. Maybe both. Add it all up, the weird green glow, CO₂ heavy composition, the crazy close link to the Wow! Signal… and now it shrugs off one of the Sun’s hardest punches. 3I/ATLAS isn’t behaving like a normal comet, it’s acting like it was built to survive the trip. October’s Mars pass is the moment. Every scope needs to be locked on it. #3IATLAS #UAP #WowSignal #SpaceWeather #ufotwitter #uapX
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