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@NikkiSixx You’re a bad ass

Kinda surreal to think I’m working on my 5th book….

@kevinmusicdoc What if God was one of us?

God is not a human being. God is not a giant human being. God is bigger than the universe.

@stickermule I have not

There is still time to get some free cash from Sticker Mule, comment on this to let us know if you didn’t get paid yet.

@kevinmusicdoc Ha! I have 7.5 hairs left, I’ve become very picky

@davetv The ancient dreadlock one!

I’ve cut my hair.

Local music fans! What’s one of your favorite local bands to go see? Bonus points if they’re in Austin and I can check them out.

Oh Austin. 35 sucks huh?

@Mineratron @ZiaYusufUK @MockTheWeek Me?

@ZiaYusufUK It’s also part of an old joke off @MockTheWeek or something… @davetv old joke exhumed for those with short memories…

This is supposed to be a funny meme. Boyle apparently doesn’t understand the difference between living in a country and going on holiday.

SAVE DAVE: Heart Attack Donations! GoFundMe, PayPal, CashApp, and VenMo! youtu.be/3700cEpBjlA via @YouTube We're getting closer to goal thanks to the generosity of all of you! I can't work for some months so we're trying to get this out to those who've not seen it. #lovestory

@kaceyainsworth @samsonkayo he surfs smut

@sdtm_sd @UKTV paynuss

#SDTMs Chess is back filming for Season 5! Season 4 is currently airing on @UKTV @davetv Who said “Chess &Phil” wouldn't last eh? 😂 Lets see what they get up to next, with Jon and Lucy. #MtR #Comedy #Mocumentary #Comedians #TVseries #TV #UKTV #Dave #SDtalent #MCR #LDN #LA

@KeithFreeburn1 paynuss

9.40 ⁦@davetv⁩ #Mortimer&Whitehouse #GoneFishing

@RepMTG @TuckerCarlson follow him please. just go

I stand with @TuckerCarlson. Wherever he goes.

@KidRock ligma

@AlibumD @LBC pasta

@jdmartin74 @AnnekaRice balls

@AnnekaRice Come @davetv Give Dave a home!

Hey Dave. We’ve got 24 hours to find a new home. #ChallengeAnneka

@the1275GT @Channel4 balls

@Channel4 If you're watching this, you need to rip off Meet The Richardsons and do a high-brow (errrrrr?) Aversion with David Mitchell and Victoria Coren-Mitchell called "An evening with The Coren-Mitchells" You know it makes sense. Or @davetv, you do it. IDC who.

@AlibumD @LBC balls

@AldairPetit balls

@davetv vin la 😄