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@nocontextfm1 Geoff Pitcher

Who's the first player you think of?

@paulmfarrer I don’t know, PF, but I did once spend a couple of weeks working next to the ‘Cruising with JM’ team. Ooh, I felt ever so butch.

My best mate since I was 7 is gay, so I've always understood gay culture, irony and humour. But for the life of me I don't 'get' how Jane Macdonald ticks SUCH a huge gay box. I'm sure she's fab in every way - I just can't see the gay connection. Please help fanx.

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I’ve talked to more than 20 divorced men. I always ask them the same question: “What do you wish you knew about marriage before getting in?” Their answers are almost identical every time. Here they are…..(Bachelors bookmark this thread).

@fourfoot @Dangermaus2020 I found half a page of ‘Readers Wives’ in a bush once and called the police.

@fourfoot Can’t watch it without thinking that the ghost of Bobby Charlton would roll his eyes at my first touch. Rubbish

@ChrisCOB_OB Don’t worry, we get battered everywhere we go.

The amount of mocking of The Lamb, Tamworth’s ground from Spurs fans just shows how the so called elite clubs are so entitled. Welcome to a proper old school ground. Enjoy and embrace it rather than slate it.

@capposmiffy @AlasdairGold Is Odobert the Netto Neto?

@AlasdairGold Romero wants out and Davies is retiring?so we probably need 2 more CBs maybe one now and one in the summer I liked the Odobert signing honestly but it does irk when we have managers who want a Neto and the club find a discount version. Also is it jan or july the cardoso option?

Asked Postecoglou if the Richarlison and Odobert injuries mean he must sign an attacker in the January transfer window: "It just depends. Again, January is always a tricky one. You don't really plan for significant things in January, but a lot of that will be dictated by (contd)

@Alcoon_Slambag A move clearly designed to instigate tit-for-tat exchanges. Such warfare can be avoided by moving into the final stages instantly by releasing the most devastating elements of your arsenal in the first exchange. RELEASE WEAPON WALLIAMS

I know the Americans are saying "That's for James Corden", because Ellen DeGeneres moved here. You don't want this fight. We have Gemma Collins, we have Love Island, we have annoying celebrities the likes of which you've never seen and a Commonwealth to call upon, like Canada

@fourfoot Sounds like Harpenden

@nocontextfm1 Geoff Pitcher

What's the biggest bargain you've ever had on Football Manager?

@judetx @fourfoot Superb shout

@fourfoot Excellent show. But no way is she sh*gging him.

@paulmfarrer I read that he sleeps in an Oxyġene tent.

Been a huge fan of Jean-Michel Jarre’s work for decades. But his capacity to not even slightly look 76 years old may be his most miraculous achievement.

@fourfoot Count your blessings. We went to A Carrefour in Brest yesterday, it was so BIG we did our entire shop in the organic section before we realised that we had barely scraped the surface after 12 ailes, We abandoned trolley and went for dinner. Terrifying.

@SoTiredzzz @estellecostanza Ok. I saw the still only. 🙌 I stand corrected And also relieved. Single figure handicap my bloody arse!

@estellecostanza I hate trump. But only one thing matters. Did he sink it?

@fourfoot Yes relegation, yes play off,

@fourfoot I type this from The Union Club where I was 20 mins early for a lunch invitation.

@fourfoot Proper ADHD trait that.

English entitlement really sucks. Sometimes someone is a bit better. It's hard to win these things

Decent from England but Spain a noticeably better team. The right winners. Spain/Catalonia has been football's tactical model for 20 years. So, like, it's come home