
Dave
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Dave
@davexlc490
What is the true measure of success? Health,wealth,family,fame or power .
Katılım Nisan 2024
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@LewisSBurdette @nickimoraa At 1st I found this funny. Then I realized blind people can't use X
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@FabrizioRomano January - Quadruple ❌
February - Treble ❌
March - Double ❌
April - Trouble (Unable ) ✔️
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@Akintola_steve Them don mobilize you for gig wey make you come here dey drop reasons and excuses with bulleted paragraphs?
That actually reads like a semi-formal press release.
Oga, park one side abeg, make we look wey dey front.
Or, who dey behind you dey talk thru you.
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If you’re in Nigeria and your MTN data disappears faster than money in your account, you’re not crazy.
15GB weekly is now ₦6,000.
Not too long ago, that same thing was around ₦2,000.
1GB now averages around ₦575.
Everybody keeps shouting “telcos are thieves”.
But after digging through NCC reports, MTN financials, global pricing data, and industry numbers… the reality is way more uncomfortable than that.
This whole thing is deeper than people think.
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No guy can last 7 minutes of intense riding
𝓝💕@ThinkofNaomi
What is that sex position that makes a guy cum fast?
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PRAGMATA has launched with #RTXON, featuring path tracing and DLSS 4!
To celebrate, we are giving away this custom wrapped GeForce RTX 5090 featuring Hugh and Diana, perfect for the adventure that awaits on the moon.
Want it? Comment "PRAGMATA RTX" to enter!

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Date cancelled 💔
We both agreed to go on a date today by 6pm.
We spoke in the morning and afternoon.
30 minutes to date time, She texted that the cloth she wanted to wear, the zip just got spoiled and she is frustrated about it.
I suggested she change to another dress, look for another dress on her wardrobe.
After like 10 minutes, she texted me and asked "if I can send her some money to buy a new dress at the boutique".
I still never reply💔
Celebrity Doctor@sir_lux_
First time going on a date, today, wish me a happy return guys.
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