@BorisJohnson @RoyalFamily Remind me how many times you've had to formally apologise to the Queen? Sorry to hear that Carrie dumped you for Zack.
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Dave
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Dave
@daveyp
Shambrarian, beer drinker, code monkey. Library Systems Manager at a northern university.
Katılım Mart 2007
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This week let us rejoice in celebrating the love, devotion and leadership of Her Majesty The Queen.
#PlatinumJubilee
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@JamesCleverly Sorry to see that you've drawn the short straw to be Nadine "Pints o' Gin" Dorries today -- is she lying drunk in a ditch somewhere? Keep on fluffing that flaccid Johnson!
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Promising to resign if fined isn’t an act of honour by Starmer it’s a byproduct of him braking rules he demanded go further and last longer, kept changing his story, demanded others resign for less, and suffered leaks by his own team.
Painted himself into a corner more like.
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After declaring that he will stand down if fined by Durham police, when he knows full well they don’t issue fines for first offences, Sir Keir is the sort of 'honourable' man who would challenge you to a duel, but ensure your pistol was not loaded whilst his was fully charged.
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@tnewtondunn @TheNewsDesk Looks like Dominie and the kids found something more interesting to watch, Tim.
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Talk TV’s flagship weeknight news programme The News Desk with @tnewtondunn launches on April 25. Updates posted here. Read more: news.co.uk/2022/04/news-u…
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You have deliberately cropped your screengrab to disguise I was sharing a news article. This has been pointed out to you but instead of doing the decent thing, you have now repeated this false claim in the @NewStatesman. Your obsessive personal attacks are becoming creepy.
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How many aides can you feed on curry in Durham for £200 - 20, 30?
Starmer cannot continue to fudge. The public have a right to know. What time did the Met security leave? What did they see, know?
If it looks like a cover up and smells like a cover up…it’s probably a lie.
Harry Cole@MrHarryCole
EXC: Met police bodyguards looked on as Sir Keir Starmer and Labour allies consumed £200 of curry… Fresh pressure for Durham Police to open investigation into #beergate as it emerges fellow cops were witnesses… thesun.co.uk/news/18452639/…
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The man who wants to one day be Prime Minister cannot behave like this. He has a responsibility to be open, honest and transparent with the public. #Beergate
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@RicHolden @BorisJohnson Any normal person would have sent someone out to the nearest Co-op to fill up the wine suitcase. Ain't no party like the Tory party's parties.
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Does anyone really believe that 30 people drinking beer and tucking into curry at 10pm on a Friday is a work meeting?
What’s good enough for @BorisJohnson & people in the rest of the country is good enough for @Keir_Starmer
Come on @DurhamPolice 👇
thesun.co.uk/news/18452639/…
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I’ve linked to an article and am not responsible for what photographs they use.
The substance is in the story and the absurdity that we are expected to believe that Starmer had beers and curry with others at 10pm and then went back to work? Is that what he told the police?
Rt Hon Nadine Dorries@NadineDorries
@RhonddaBryant Oh Chris, behave. It’s a generic stock photo and they are used all the time as you well know. Just like the pictures of the PM with a birthday cake outside a school -not in cake free Downing St. Frank was a lovely man, we can all agree on that.
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The real disinformation here is @MrJohnNicolson selectively cropping the screen grab to make it look like Nadine selected the pictures, rather than them being embedded as part of a Mail story….
JOHN NICOLSON 🇵🇸 🇺🇦 🏴 🇪🇺@MrJohnNicolson
The picture Nadine Dorries is retweeting is of Keir Starmer sharing a curry with Frank Dobson who died in 2019. Ergo he could not have been eating with Keir Starmer in 2021 no matter what time of day it was. Nadine Dorries is the Cabinet minister responsible for #disinformation
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3 months, Starmer called for PM to resign for being greeted by No10 staffas he walked from one meeting to the next.
Starmer had beers and a curry with 30 at a gathering indoors at 10pm at night.
Will he now be calling for his own resignation?
thetimes.co.uk/article/b04baf…
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This is Ukraine’s finest hour, an epic chapter in your national story.
Your children and grandchildren will say that Ukrainians taught the world that the brute force of an aggressor counts for nothing against the moral force of a people determined to be free.
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We are expected to believe that a curry and beers arrived for about 30 people at 10pm, and this was a break for a work meeting?
No reasonable person believes Labours story, so why do Durham police and what were they told?
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
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@neil_parish Tractor porn, eh? You kinky boy. Like your tax-payer funded wife said, "It’s demeaning. But on the other hand it takes two to tango. There must be tractors posing for all this."
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@Nigel_Farage Sorry to hear that Arron Banks stopped paying the Russian bot farm bills.
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For years I would gain 30,000 new Twitter followers per month and most tweets would get 5,000+ retweets.
Now I've had zero growth for 18 months & engagement is at an all-time low. It's the same for thousands of others.
Twitter's algorithm now needs to change — and change fast!
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@Mike_Fabricant Presumably by "boring mediocrity" you mean "someone who doesn't masturbate on live television"?
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.3/3👆 I never thought he had a head for details.
He is the broader picture man and I’ve seen how he gets the BIG calls right.
That’s why I support him and if he were lost to the nation, we would see the difference and not in a good way. Boring mediocrity is the alternative.
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