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@Jcaird2 @putey_pute Don’t I know it 😡

@david010964 @putey_pute A lot of watch manufacturers develop bespoke (to them) tooling requirements in order to reseal them i.e. water resistance, properly for the warranty.

£645 to get my watch serviced 😳

@CliveWismayer @graeme_from_IT Why are “Doctors”, “Lawyers” and “teachers” so fucking stupid on X

I spent 40 years practising law. In all that time I never encountered a single case in which so-called Sharia ‘law’ overrode or came into conflict with English law. No one ever suggested it had or it could. How did Cleese become this stupid?

@Figuregirl1977 😂😂😂😂

Not only have my ovaries withered up and died my vagina has closed up shop and moved herself into a convent. 😭😭😭😭

@PipTheDog5 @JohnNicholRAF Once again sorry and btw that Nichol fellas ok at the writing lark 🤔

@david010964 @JohnNicholRAF Thank you. We wouldn’t have missed a moment of his 14 years with us and we have happy memories to last a lifetime. We do hope you’ll get the chance to read this book, as you have clearly enjoyed John’s previous work. 🐾

RT for chance to win a signed copy of BLITZ - out in May. For too long ‘The Blitz’ has been framed as a few desperate months in 1940/41 mainly affecting London. But attacks were far more widespread, far more devastating, & for most of the war. The BLITZ story is now told afresh:

@RAPAP2021 June and Sept I’ll make sure I send you pics 👍

@david010964 I want to see your look at us shit tho .I love photography and were people go on holiday

I need a holiday 😫

@Darkdarling00 @LuvScotlandtoo Comedian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂?

British comedian Stewart Lee has decided to boycott performing in the U.S. while President Trump is in office What is your Response to him ??

@PipTheDog5 @JohnNicholRAF Sorry for your loss .

@david010964 @JohnNicholRAF Hi David - Pip the Golden has sadly left us after a long and happy life, but we (his family) maintain his account. We often reflected the history of our country and, particularly, West Kent and East Sussex in ‘his’ posts. Pip’s Dad is overjoyed at the thought a signed copy.

@JohnNicholRAF @PipTheDog5 Oh, don’t you start …..🥴🥴

@JohnNicholRAF @PipTheDog5 🤔 I believe you. However, did Ralph have anything to do with the “ computer” ?

@RFC_Michael_ Met him a couple of times outwith football. Humble, pleasant guy . At first didn’t want him as manager. Shows what I know ….🤷‍♂️🥴

📅 On This Day: 19th April 1991. Following the departure of Graeme Souness to Liverpool. Walter Smith is formally appointed the Manager of Rangers Football Club. Across two spells, Walter would win 21 trophies, including 10 league titles. 🏆

@Stocky607 @Heccles94 Boom🔥

@Heccles94 I’m white. I’m Scottish. I’m a middle age woman. I think Harry Eccles is a feckin fanny 🙄

I’m white. I’m English. Im a young man. I think that Reform UK and Restore Britain are despicable parties praying on hate and fear. They are establishment charlatans funding dangerous far-right ethno-nationalists to try and seize power. They are dangerous.

@HJB_News__ @HaineSharan Inbred ?

Do you think these two people are related? Let me know in the comments

@sharrond62 @Gingy16836908 It’s heartbreaking, yes, but what gets me is the, and there is no other way to say this, the arseholes in Britain who march, shout, and try to preach that Iran are the good guys. I just don’t get it.

Heartbreaking to see this. Young women just wanting choices & freedom in their lives.

@baronlordvader Ooft 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😂

Top tip: Never cross a cat with an apostrophe. It would be a catastrophe. You’ll thank me later...

@LeeHurstComic @F9340891660 Good point Well made. 👍

With Britain’s birthrate falling, the need for housebuilding is only driven by immigration. Prove me wrong.

@nats_tired Us ?

I wonder who's paying for the hiring of this bus?

@MacFife @GBNEWS One can only hope 🤔

@GBNEWS Will "it's raining illegal immigrants" offend them less?

NHS orders staff not to say 'it’s raining cats and dogs' over fears it will offend foreign patients gbnews.com/news/nhs-order…

@putey_pute @KGBFINGAR If you didn’t laugh 🤷‍♂️……. It really would make you cry 😩

Imagine voting SNP because you want ‘change’ 🤣🤣

@claire_adams694 @galeforce106 I’m in 👍

Rachel Reeves has suggested the British public lend the government money through “war bonds” to fund defence. If my money is used, it will be to fight Islamist extremism. My terms. Remove those in the country illegally, in line with UK law. Deport foreign national offenders, including dual nationals where legally permissible. Proscribe the Muslim Brotherhood. Proscribe the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. Take firm action against Islamist extremism. This government has failed and refuses to deliver security, borders, or public protection. They have already lost the trust of the British people. And for the good of this country, call a general election. Signed, Claire Adams

@RAPAP2021 I know …. Not everyone can have a holiday and we are lucky so I try not to do the “look at us” shit .

@david010964 Lucky you