David Johnson

@Gibboanxious And all of your followers know you've masturbated at least 34 times.

Boogie Nights is a masterpiece. I watched it for the 34th time tonight, and it felt like PTA was just showing off. He was only 26 years old when he made it. 26 years old.

@Gibboanxious You're welcome.

Baby Reindeer ★★★★ "Would you see me as less of one?" The sheer boldness and courage displayed here are unparalleled, making it unquestionably one of the most remarkable examples of turning trauma into art and using it as therapy. It's a striking blend of brutal honesty and empathy, showcasing an astonishing level of vulnerability. Watching Richard Gadd's psychological drama (some might even argue it's a horror show) required me to peek through my fingers at times. Yet, he should be extremely proud of it; it's an incredibly challenging watch but also incredibly rewarding. Having said all that, it stands as a rare example of a wonderful piece of television that I never want to see a second season of.

@ExtremeFootbal4 @NFeirteir I believe i gave you the answer first.

@NFeirteir @david_johnson_0 All good, Mr. NFeirteir. David gave me the answer I was looking for.

There’s a lad here beside me, @david_johnson_0, who’s convinced we beat the Dutch under Brian Kerr. Is this true?? I genuinely don’t remember. The last time I can think of us beating The Netherlands was in 2001 with Jason McAteer’s goal.

@keith_sheerin @MeathGAA @wearemeath Great to see ye in the cilles side of the stands yesterday. 😉 They're a rowdy, passionate bunch!! I tried to encourage my young lad to give the Cormac a break or ye would report him!! Best of luck in the matches ye get involved in!

Some amazing draws in the knockout stages for the @MeathGAA champions tonight, can’t wait to be involved in two weeks time #Championship #gaaref #loveit

@FinlayColm @StColmcillesGAA @DonAshGAA @mg_businessadv @justorla can provide a bit of context for our young fella and this particularly disapproving pose....

@StColmcillesGAA @DonAshGAA @mg_businessadv Top quality social output

Attention turns to our Premier 1 team on Sunday as they face possibly the most dominant team in this Championship since it’s formation ⁦@DonAshGAA⁩ Good luck men !! #16thman #seasiders ⁦@mg_businessadv⁩

@Gibboanxious Matthew McConaughy, a time to kill?

The Top 5 Speeches in Movies: 5. I'm A School Teacher (Saving Private Ryan) 4. Your Move, Chief (Good Will Hunting) 3. I'm Mad As Hell (Network) 2. Greed Is Good (Wall Street) 1. Inches (Any Given Sunday) #Speech #MovieSpeeches

@CollinsBarDoora @justorla

We've TWO TICKETS to the epic Guinness Six Nations showdown of Ireland v England in the Aviva on 18th March to give away! Simply FOLLOW this page, SHARE the post and TAG you you'd bring! Draw made on the 15th. Good Luck!! #IREvENG #sixnationsrugby #followus #share #tag #tag

@Edelmcn @justorla @louthgaa @StColmcillesGAA @MeathGAA

@justorla @louthgaa @StColmcillesGAA @MeathGAA @david_johnson_0 Take that hat off him!! He's letting us down!!!!!!

There is an imposter among us. All roads lead to pairc tailteann and a very awkward drive home. Questioning the logic behind a @louthgaa jersey and @StColmcillesGAA hat, must be a louth thing. @MeathGAA #meathvslouth #NationalLeague #GAA

@justorla @louthgaa @StColmcillesGAA @MeathGAA @Edelmcn you ok hun? 😜🔴⚪

Exclusion in children's sport. What happens when winning is more important to coaches than making sure every child has fun. @PeakeVillaFC @ShaneSmith197 irishtimes.com/health/your-fi…

@ExtremeFootbal4 Eh, the Newcastle one was even worse than that.

After having a few days to think about it, I think this might be the worst refereeing decision in Premier League history. Bowen has planted his after over Mendy, while the goalkeeper has dived at Bowen’s feet. Yet VAR ruled it an illegitimate goal. Not even Chelsea fans disagree.

@BFitzTweets @jiffington Now now Brian.

Hear me out

@AKBets87 How badly are my wife's picks? She's eyeing up a free fiver bet off you to compensate how terrible she feels she is at picking horses!

AK BETS SUMMER SERIES Twitter Comp Standings Only 56 participants managed to enter selections for both Week 1 & Week 2. They will be eligible for Week 3 and other entries discarded. Of the 56, only 17 have over 100 points on the board. Top scorers so far as follows:

@ExtremeFootbal4 Easy, Kevin De Bruyne.

@david_johnson_0 Who are you kicking out of the team to make room for your boy, David?

The Premier League Team of the Season: GK: Alisson RB: Trent Alexander-Arnold CB: Virgil Van Dijk CB: Ruben Dias LB: Cancelo CDM: Rodri CM: Christian Eriksen CM: Kevin De Bruyne RW: Mohammed Salah ST: Cristiano Ronaldo LW: Son Heung-min #PremierLeague #TOTS

What a match #MUNvTLS #SUAF

@BFitzTweets Some atmosphere! Right in it💪

@ExtremeFootbal4 I'm proud that you believed Newcastle would get the draw vs Liverpool. Shows how far they have come in your eyes.

Premier League Predictions Gameweek 35: Newcastle 1-1 Liverpool Aston Villa 0-0 Norwich Southampton 0-1 Crystal Palace Watford 2-1 Burnley Wolves 1-0 Brighton Leeds Utd 0-4 Man City Everton 2-0 Chelsea Spurs 3-1 Leicester West Ham 1-3 Arsenal Man Utd 1-0 Brentford #ExFE