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@George_Laing_ You were ripped off

I have purchased two 1€ homes in Sicily. This is the condition the second home was in when I bought it! 🏚️📈🇮🇹

@NoContextBrits Knife

You have to remove one item. Which is it?

@StrudwickEmily Good luck

I’m Emily. A Reform UK Councillor from Portsmouth, new to X. I stepped up because, as a young woman, I’m worried about where our country is heading. Sometimes I don’t feel safe walking home at night and that isn’t right. We can do better. Safer streets, stronger communities. 🩵

@mattletiss7 Cmon then Matt let’s have some contract news on these what was the deal to wear these boots

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@KTHopkins Personally I wouldn’t risk my back for these lazy fat cunts

Fair play to the dude who was nearly swallowed headfirst by her mighty clunge Sucked into the vagina vortex, whole. Like a riverside Burmese found inside a python.

@the_mantress @TMT_arabic That place is 2-3m tops and I live just outside the same village 👍🏼 it’s nice tho

@TMT_arabic How does he witness it from his mansion overlooking a 100m private stretch of the river Test?!?

Roger Waters, co-founder of the legendary rock band Pink Floyd: ​"I am ready to admit that I burst into tears every morning for Gaza." ​"Because I am 80 years old and I have never witnessed the genocide of an entire people before my eyes every single day."

@mattletiss7 Let me guess drop shots on 1st 6th and 9th

Loved playing the West course today. 3 over par (yellow tees) and parred every hole on the back 9 😊🏌️‍♂️

@EricLDaugh Argentina 1982 👍🏼 🇬🇧

🚨 HOLY CRAP. President Trump just dropped a truth nuke on American "allies" and the UK "WE come to their rescue, but they will NEVER come to ours. And I want you to remember that we said this, they didn't come to our rescue! Now they all want to help when they're annihilated!" "The other side is annihilated. They said, 'we'd love to send ships.' They actually made a statement, a couple of them, that we want to get involved when the war's over..." "...No, it's supposed to get involved with the war's BEGINNING or even before it begins!" "We had the UK say that 'we'll send,' this is three weeks ago, 'we'll send our aircraft carriers,' which aren't the best aircraft carriers, by the way, they're toys compared to what we have, but 'we'll send our aircraft carrier when the war's over.'" 😭 "I said, oh, that's wonderful. Thank you very much. Don't bother. We don't need it. And we don't need it. We don't need them!"

@AMAZlNGNATURE Looks more like 65k to me

Meet the Lobster Carrying 70,000+ Eggs This large egg-bearing female lobster carries an estimated 70,000–80,000 eggs making her especially important for sustaining future populations.

@FootballInT80s So no one else fancied a game in goal then 😆

England’s tour of Australia in 1983 was a chance for Bobby Robson to try out some youngsters and fringe players. In reality the games weren’t the most exciting with only 3 goals scored over the 3 games.

@OfficialTourPro 56* 👌🏼

Are you putting or chipping this?

@dim0kq Covered his ears so the noise wouldn’t deafen him

It is a very problematic topic, but I would like to draw your attention to this issue - Russian suicides on the battlefield. They do it all the time. They know if they retreat, they will be tortured by their own. They know if they advance, Ukrainians will delete them. So....

@MyLordBebo Hopefully that horn went straight through his nut

🐂 INSANITY DURING BULL RUN: This happened today at the Las Delicias de Trujillo resort. Bull run During the San José Fair, it ended in tragedy when two of the bulls got out of control

@TouchlineX @Telegraph Don’t read this half asleep like I did

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Adolf Hütter is a SERIOUS option for Tottenham if Igor Tudor is sacked. — @Telegraph

@secondtierpod I’d be in tears just signing for them

This is sad to see. Ebou Adams was in tears after Portsmouth lost 6-1 away at QPR. Footballers rarely show how much they care, Adams does and that deserves credit.

@TRobinsonNewEra Vietnam vibes 😆

Best President Ever!!!!

@Feargal_Sharkey Well a good chair these days is hard to find…

My daughter just sent me this, Facebook Marketplace, a £10, she thinks I should I get it? 🤔

@SpursOfficial Well we will see about that when it’s season ticket renewal time for the championship

The best fans in the world 🔥

@SeasideChris Mind your own business I would say

“What shall we get for our second car?” “Let’s go wild … and get a grey one” 🙄🙄

@ListerLawrence Was a big car too back in the day

Just look at that for a design!!! Lovely series 1 E-Type spotted parking up in Stratford Upon Avon this morning. Sounded great and looked even better.