Dr. David Baker

I wrote a massive history of sex from the very start to modern day. It's out in the US and UK as of February 7th (just in time for Valentine's Day). Foreword by @SimonWhistler : amazon.com/Shortest-Histo… amazon.co.uk/Shortest-Histo…

@DrewDonJuan I suspect a facsimile of the "mysterious sailor" story. Someone who never came up on the official list of suspects and, after wreaking havoc, simply stopped killing, stopped seeking notoriety, and/or left the region. None of the existing Zodiac suspects are a good fit.

@davidcanzuk Very thorough write up, much appreciated. You rule out Allen too, do you have a primary?

This guy, J. Foy, went viral accusing his grandfather Richard Hoffman of being the Zodiac: @jfoy_3.0/video/7398653872044018990" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">tiktok.com/@jfoy_3.0/vide… He's not. I'm a true crime writer and I wrote one of the longest and most detailed videos on the Zodiac on the internet. See below.🧵@MailOnline @SimonWhistler

@mattnorsa Depends on whom you ask.

@davidcanzuk You write about shit? Or your writing is shit?

Grok thinks I am David Baker, famed biochemist and Nobel Prize winner. I don't have the heart to tell it that I'm just some obscure, shitty writer.

Been working on a new book. Got a deluge of new internet stuff for you, coming soon.

@The_0ddball Yep. You can tell why it was probably fortunate for him that it went off when he was outside it.

@davidcanzuk Found these pictures of Hofmann's car after the bomb went off.

I have done another true crime video. A whopping 4 and a half hours! It's crazyyyyyy dooood! Whooooaa~ never seen anything like it!!!! Mind blown!! (written for X's currently bullcrap AI visibility determining system) youtu.be/ZMpAFwVdrpk

@The_0ddball Yeah lol. One has to couch one's terms praising true crime

@davidcanzuk Uhhh...Except all the murdery bits.

I have completed my next video for "Doc Baker." It is 4.5 hours long. I will post it to Youtube the second my terrible laptop manages to export it.

Fuckin chillin

@The_0ddball Maces became the weapon of choice against plate armor. You wouldn't just punch, it'd only fuck up your gauntlets and give you impact stress. Maces ruled supreme until gunpowder weapons became more reliable. Then armor slowly evaporated over 200 years till only cloth remained.

@davidcanzuk youtube.com/shorts/cWQzYGL…

@PripyatHorse I'll look into it

@davidcanzuk Could you write a casual criminalist episode for simon on dr buck ruxton? The case isn't well known.

@stats_feed They just throw a bunch of darts at list of cities or...

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@The_0ddball A bit of a surprise, that one, yeh

@davidcanzuk You helped him learn what the phrase "making ends meet" means. Holy crap Simon! 🤣

Just had a new vid drop on Casual Criminalist. Script is one of mine.

I mean, for life imprisonment, judges CAN impose absurdly long sentences like 1200 years, to send a message about the severity of the offense on paper. The sentence then gets automatically reduced by state sentencing guidelines (e.g. 100-300 years). But the other stuff about escape charges and reincarnation, that shit just wouldn't fly and would sound too much like comedy, when you've gotta assume victim families have attended the sentencing. I'd rather, after the appeals process, they just take them out behind the shed and shoot 'em.

@SteveLovesAmmo @davidcanzuk Sounds like AI, but still something I would appreciate happening irl. 😂

The voiceover on this video is absolutely hilarious. 😂

@NoContextHumans The labor force has to remain oversaturated to suppress wages and maintain the growth of the GDP at the expense of the average standard of living.

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@stecallaghan01 That's the weird thing. Nothing gruesome. Just an extended horrific scene.

@davidcanzuk Gruesome so, I guess they might be left out when Simon is reading it?

Current Cas Crim I'm working on just might be the most horrific thing I've ever written. Need to take a break from writing for a bit.

@stecallaghan01 In a way, yeah. Just because of the details available.

@davidcanzuk Worse than Gacey and Dahmer?

@2bbzmma Just relaxing with a cup of tea!

@davidcanzuk Fair. Taking the time out is important.