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common sense is like deodorant, the people who need it most never use it

Somewhere Between Here & There Katılım Aralık 2014
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david@davidd1ll·
respect goes a long way with me
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U.S. Senator John Fetterman
U.S. Senator John Fetterman@SenFettermanPA·
This is incredibly generous. TSA agents across the country are relying on food pantries and community donations just to get by. I remain the lone Dem to vote with my Republican colleagues to fully fund DHS and get people paid. It should never come to this point.
Elon Musk@elonmusk

I would like to offer to pay the salaries of TSA personnel during this funding impasse that is negatively affecting the lives of so many Americans at airports throughout the country

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Daily Wire
Daily Wire@realDailyWire·
This might actually be Trump's funniest moment 😂 Japanese Reporter: Why didn't you tell us before you struck Iran? Trump: "Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor?" 💀🔥😂
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doomer
doomer@uncledoomer·
"i need a vehicle to deliver the mail that lasts half a century" grumman: "no problem" "i also need a heavy strategic bomber that uses low observable stealth to penetrate enemy air defenses" grumman: "you are not gonna believe this"
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slim charles
slim charles@CoachJimmieSlim·
8th graders doing high school commitments with graphics. Our society has fallen.
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Noah
Noah@NoahKingJr·
Trump: Hey Siri, tell me how many miles I ran today. Siri: ok, sending missiles to Iran today.
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Oz Katerji
Oz Katerji@OzKaterji·
A day for dudes who love to monitor the situation
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TheSandalorian
TheSandalorian@the_sandalorian·
Why does it feel like people at gun shops don’t actually want you there or to buy anything
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TJ Robinson ⚡️
TJ Robinson ⚡️@Bitcoin_Teej·
Job hopping every 2–4 years commonly produces 15–30% pay jumps. Annual raises at one company are often 2–4%. Loyalty is rarely priced correctly. Run the math on your career.
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⚚Sage
⚚Sage@belikesagee·
opening this app is like lighting a cigarette
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Jordan Payton
Jordan Payton@LEGIQN·
The Super Bowl should be Saturday night. What do you mean people have to go to work Monday morning after eating 42 chicken wings, a whole bag of Doritos and some cupcakes?
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David Hookstead
David Hookstead@dhookstead·
Trump bombing Iran during the Super Bowl halftime show so NBC is forced to cut away from Bad Bunny might be the funniest thing he could possibly do.
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UNCLE HOTEP 🤡🌍
UNCLE HOTEP 🤡🌍@UncleHotep·
I wish these people hate the IRS as much as they do ICE
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Jum
Jum@JesterJum·
By the time I am 65, over $600,000 will be paid into #SocialSecurity on my behalf. That money would have been worth $1.9 million if I had gotten a 5% return. My annual interest would be $95k. The government promises me $3,075/month at age 67, which is $37k/year. HOW IS THIS NOT THEFT??
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