david

can y’all watch her while i go smoke

i know the hot one is nice as hell

@tttttiiger yeah it’s in my car gimme a sec

@davidefinitely do u have a cigarette

bi_guy_with_a_camcorder.mp4

@blairocottrill x.com/ahasave/status…

@davidefinitely omg david hiiii

@butterflylouka plastic bag trade

@F466OT @Themb0flcation i soft launch my twitter retirement every month or so but one day it’s actually going to happen, i can promise you that

@Car_Silhouettes someone dm’d me and said “the backshots”

@davidefinitely The Backrooms

@akermanfanclub fuck my recycling drag then!

@davidefinitely david = worlds leading climate criminal

@akermanfanclub it came with a plastic fork…

@davidefinitely not even a metal fork what the fuck is wrong with you

“there’s no freudian slip” when you unintentionally reveal the belief you’re trying to argue against, it’s pretty damn freudian!

incredible freudian slip

@aramnotagoat things can coexist

@davidefinitely is he broke or does pikachu have deeper pockets than mickey mouse (both)

oh so he’s broke broke…

sorry he could uptown funk my ass

@animetwunk thank you anime twunk

@davidefinitely true

ellen degenerous if she were brunette, wore pimple patches, and respected her coworkers

oh, and have sex with men too!

@unwashedbuffalo wonderful analysis!

@davidefinitely "there really is a whole other world out there" and it's just an internet challenge you haven't heard of. it happens.

“dracula remix challenge” there really is a whole other world out there

@kindnessdrunk44 what exactly do these words mean

@davidefinitely so you're saying you didn't see countess luann do the dracula remix challenge three times...