David Erswell

@ITVSport Could someone explain to Sam Matterface what ‘incommunicado’ actually means please?

@Revolut Close my account you bunch of fucking rip off merchants. How the fuck do you get such a high rating?

So many questions.... bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@OnlineTeamTesco Yeah, right

@Tesco My fault I guess. I forgot to double check everything as I picked it up from the shelves. You're back to your bad old ways, that'll learn me.

@Tesco_HelpClaim You're a bot

@BBCSport Erm? bbc.co.uk/sport/cricket/…

@dave43law Nigel has always been a useful idiot

Serious questions are suddenly being asked of Reform - from the inside.......

@AndyGJBurge What time are we all getting to yours for dinner?

@CryptoCelestee 775

@SomersetCCC Not out

Right armchair umpires, we need a ruling on this... In the Somerset Major Cup Final at the CACG, the left bail is knocked off, replaced, then removed with the ball 🔴 Did he complete the runout?? 🤔 #WeAreSomerset

@supertanskiii What some is like to call the good old days.

The porn verification process will herald a return to finding random wank mags in the bushes at the side of the road again. I’m calling it.

Only top Gs will know what this is. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bbctms India playing with 12 again.

Dhruv Jurel will keep wicket in this Test, but India say Rishabh Pant will bat if needed. 😯 #BBCCricket #ENGvIND

@AndyGJBurge British and Irish Lions

@BylineFest I accept I'm well past it in terms of current trends, but what is 'comady'?

4 DAYS TO GO! Till we’re going to Dance Discuss Laugh and Change The World Don’t miss Byline Festival our happy place! Last tickets and full programme bylinefestival.com

@bbctms 'gotten'?

A tantalising final day has just gotten under way at Headingley - which way is it going to go? 🤔 #BBCCricket #ENGvIND

@ProstateUK It seems straightforward enough, right? #GrandDépartClassic

Only 49 days to go justgiving.com/page/david-ers…

@coopukinsurance 41 minutes on hold, and you cut the call! Seriously?