David W. Fenton

Am I the first to think that Palin sounded like she was on speed or something in her press conference? If not, she sure wasn't comfy.

@vudochilde Zoho does not convert your #Access app, it just converts your data tables. And your metaphor is an insult to real Access users.

Every time I see "FTW" I think it means "Fut the Whuck?"

Looking out my kitchen window, I see an incredibly amazing red 3/4 moon rising over Manhattan. Too bad it's too dark to photograph.

WTF is "blasphemy sex"? Googling hasn't turned up anything yet...

Another incredibly gorgeous rising quarter moon...

Les Paul's death keeps causing me to think "That should be 'les Pauls" -- weird given I lack French & don't even know if that's correct.

One of the worst things about Irritable Bowel Syndrome is the lack of anxiety-free farts.

@mejeurc "...can only pull from the GAL when tables stored on LOCAL drive." Not generally true of #Access. You are doing something wrong.

I'm getting views out my kitchen window of spectacular lightning right now. The rain seems to be subsiding now as it moves North.

Has anyone else noticed that about the only time you get prompted to install a plugin is just to view a frigging ad?

#iPad: More iPhone or Newton? I vote for Newton (creates the category, lays the ground rules, fails in the market).

@mikedewolfe there is no such thing as Access 2008

I just heard a radio ad with the term "pro-active" in the script and misheard it as "faux-active." I think I'm going to start using that!

@lksugarman isn't that sound spelled *snort* (the asterisks are obligatory -- without them, it's not the same sound).

Netgear's WiFi adaptor software sucks 10X worse than built-in WinXP SP3. Why do OEMs package such crappy software w/their WiFi adaptors?

re: @Pogue on win7 wiping drive when installing over XP: You can install on a new partition without wiping the old.

Sometimes even a blind squirrel finds a stopped clock. Or something.

@Pogue's Windows 7 review http://bit.ly/19snN5 is bloody wrong that you have to wipe an XP hard drive to install it.

Why in the world would I want Twitter and Facebook status updates in my Bing or Google search results? http://tinyurl.com/yganyqb