David King, Construction Litigator

(On way home from art class tonight) JD: I saw a sign that said Hollywood C: Hollywood? JD:Hollywood! C: Hollywood! JD: Hollywood! C: Hollywood! Me: Hollywood! JD: Dad,stop. You’re making this lame. #parenting @MollyPKing @graciemurph

@SarahLongwell25 But what about the cow? Do we all forget about the cow?

I forgot about Devin Nunes. But don’t worry, he’s still out here, failing miserably.

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

This precedent obviously opens up a spot for @3YearLetterman as Secretary of the Treasury

Trump Appoints ‘Alpha Male’ Influencer Who Posts About ‘Boobs’ and ‘Beautiful Curvy Women’ to Serve as Special Presidential Envoy mediaite.com/politics/trump…

@40WattAthens @pattersonhood But is he happy?

Happy Birthday Patterson Hood! Athens,Ga loves You! Have a Great Day! @pattersonhood

@ICEgov Irony is dead

Happy Saint Patrick's Day from ICE!

@buitengebieden Uffda!

In Sweden, crowds line up just to watch cows go outside for the first time since winter.. 😊

@FATTCATT22 If there are no extra’s

USA has advanced with that 5th run by Italy

@ATRightMovies I Can’t Make You Love Me

“The demand to impose Sharia Law in America is a serious problem" —Mike Johnson

Ok Ok that’s cool. But, hear me out. What if, and I’m just spitballing here, we let the people of Texas cast votes and then we count them?

@CNN I wish the Love and Happiness

Reps. Al Green and Christian Menefee will head to a Democratic primary runoff for Texas' redrawn 18th District, CNN projects. cnn.it/4l8stSt

@ATRightMovies There is no Markinson

@BoardGeniuses In the immortal words of the great Sean McDonough, "Hugh Freeze has to be asking 'What did I do to deserve this?'"

Oh Hugh! No!

Yes, #RobertDuval will #LiveForever. youtube.com/shorts/yHClt8H…

@Super70sSports Can Confirm

If you’re under the age of 40, this is what a fucking dunk contest is supposed to look like.

@Super70sSports Jim F’n Leyritz

What’s your most heartbreaking moment as a sports fan? I’m from Kentucky so …

@ATRightMovies Begins and ends here

What is the best monologue in movies?

@3YearLetterman @FearedBuck My God. Can you even imagine how much it would cost to get the Axe Body Spray smell out of that van?

@FearedBuck Can’t even imagine the collective waterbed debt in this clown car

Andrew Tate, Nick Fuentes, Sneako, Tristan Tate, Clavicular, Myron, and Justin Waller arrive at the club playing Ye’s banned song

@ATRightMovies It’s like someone took a knife baby edgy and dull and cut a six inch valley through the middle of my skull