David Levy

There should be a rule where one doesn't get to post food unless we get to taste.

Don't you hate updates that make shit worse

Public bathrooms should give out earplugs.

Amazing news! Sensorex was just selected by Canadian Independent Film Festival - CIFF via FilmFreeway.com!

@NoContextHumans You found a restaurant

3........ 2......... 1......... PAY YOUR RENT!!!!!! 🎊👏🏻🎉🥳

Don’t you hate couches that look really comfortable but totally aren’t?

Good public toilet paper restores my faith.

Don’t ever “invent” an exercise at the gym, you’ll hurt yourself.

@TheFigen_ Why do they all look like theyre about to make out

Marvelous! And time goes fast …

If a tweet is written and no one reads it, does it make a sound?

My favourite part about taking long walks alone is the farting.

I always forget not to fart in elevators

Good suicide note for a comic: “I kill myself”

Have you ever seen a person ride a bike hands free and not hope they fall?

It will be called FACE/LIFT

Est-ce que c’est juste moi ou la voix dans le metro à Montreal est trop loud? #montrealmetro #mtl #montreal #quebec

Why is it that even though they all suck I still have to read the comic strip in the bazooka?

Is there anything more entertaining than @vladtv ?

I can’t press mute fast enough during commercials