David Jordan

@exRAF_Al I don't disagree with the video but would point out that that car has a reversing camera so there's no excuse for hitting a child either way...

There are two types of drivers, those who thoughtfully reverse into supermarket car parking spaces, and lazy wankers who prioritise access to their boot* over the safety of unseen pedestrians (especially in dark winter months). * leave a couple of feet at the back for access.

@thsottiaux Any progress on codex quota being hugely used since last Friday? This was handy in sense it reset my 0% left weekly quota back to 100%, but that's now trickling down again, currently on 94% and on 80% for last 5 hours, and I've only been using it another 20 minutes.

Edit: This is resolved. Original post: We are seeing elevated system errors for codex and are actively working to resolve.

@NicTrades @ContraMundem You're most welcome Nic - well we did have those chats around Brexit and some Libor gentlemen 🤪 - would love to have a proper catchup but not here, if ya DM me your number I'll WhatsApp you (or if I've got the settings wrong lmk I'm not a twitter chap)

@davidmarkjordan @ContraMundem Thank You ❣️

@NicTrades *reappears from obscurity for an hour or two* - @ContraMundem 's singular obsession is something I know you'll be interested in. Toodles.

and your 70kg dog is trying to get in your lap because of the thunder

How do you follow a hashtag? #EPTWin

@alessiorastani stop winding the beeb up that's exactly the kind of thing that will lead to a tobin tax - act concerned even if you're not!

@Ali_Sufyan have no idea mate I just looked on twitter to try to work it out - they were coming off a barge it looked like to me fwiw

@Karl_Lagerfeld cunt

arse poo willy bum

I have nowt to say :)